The Top 5 Best Male Masturbators
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Written by: Don Watson | Updated: December 21st 2018
If you're reading this article, you're probably looking for a new f*ck toy to spend some quality time with.
Luckily for all of us, companies have became very creative in the department of getting a quality wank out of your system.
Not to worry my horny amigo, I've been around the block so to speak and have tried a fair variety of imitation pussy.
The R&D labs at these companies must be hilarious to sit in on, but the following male masturbators are more than worth their salt. And for that, I salute the people who have dedicated their professional careers to sex toy innovation, it truly is an interesting time to be alive.
Who Am I?
I'm Don Watson.
I'm the male counterpart to Angela's female perspective on this blog we share, I often run my thoughts past her (she has a professional background in sex therapy) before speaking my opinion to make sure my reviews have an honest male perspective that is grounded in reality. Since she's lacking the proper equipment to use most male sex toys of course it's necessary I take one for the team.
My goal with this article is to help narrow down the large pool of available sex toys to just the ones worth stopping to take a look at.
The truth is there's many ways to bust a nut. No one design is the be all end all and some approach the issue in a very interesting way. Some have ingenious systems for keeping the toy sanitary, while others may offer the ability to customized tightness by adjusting airflow. Male masturbators come in a wide range of designs, there's bound to be one that satisfies your exact requirements with regards to your masturbation habits and living arrangement.
Over the years, I've tried many of the popular models of male masturbators on the market. A lot of them really aren't special as I speculate some companies get rid of otherwise wasted materials created from the manufacture of other products, however a few actually want to make a name for themselves in the sex toy industry so they may dominate market share. Fleshlight for example is practically a household name.
Here's five products from teams who found out their true calling was designing and creating sex toys.
Congratulations to them of course, but I wonder if anyone in that industry is there on the advice of their high school guidance counselor.
My Top 5 Picks
Fleshlight STU: My Favorite Fleshlight
The Fleshlight line has been around for many years and how far they've gone with designing these things can seem surreal at times. For the exterior, they modeled them from real vaginas (even offering Fleshlights cast from the genitals of famous porn actresses) allegedly with the help of former Disney sculptors as per Fleshlight information.
As for the interior design, a Fleshlight STU (Stamina Training Unit) is the one I'd recommend since it was built from the ground up to be make resisting orgasm as difficult as possible. I can only guess that a team of anywhere from probably fifteen to fifty people at Fleshlight sat themselves down and figured out what makes the average penis go bananas.
The general idea was that the STU is designed to train men to last longer in bed during real sex, and therefore has a consistent texture throughout compared to some of the more outlandish Fleshlight sleeves, but I find myself grabbing the STU more often than any other.
You can read my full review here.
Tenga Egg: The Best Disposable Masturbator
Using disposable masturbators is the pump and dump version of solo sex, although these are perfect if your partner would rather not get a hand cramp trying to get you off with a handjob.
I was first introduced to these things back in 2017 when my wife ordered me a pack on Amazon as a surprise gift. Without going into too much detail, I've been using them ever since.
They come in a variety of textures and all feel slightly different, however they all feel fantastic.
You can read my full review here, if you'd like something more technical.
Tenga Flip Hole: The Easiest Toy To Clean
While the Tenga Egg provides an extremely satisfying experience, only getting a minimal amount of uses has certain drawbacks. I only use them once myself but some people wash them after use and use them until they break, that's usually something into the third use. For the great feeling of Tenga material but in a toy with more longevity, the Flip Hole performs nicely.
It splits open down the middle allowing the inside to be cleaned with ease, and is much more significant than the Tenga Egg in it's construction.
All that aside, it also just feels fantastic. The inside material parts in a very satisfying way that feels like it should mimic the sound of good pussy. It's a great toy if you like going deep. It's interior has been designed with a variety of ridges and grooves that make you really want to go spelunking.
A more comprehensive review can be found here.
Lovense Max: The Best Hands-Free Male Masturbator
The Lovense Max is an awesome male masturbator that does most of the work for you.
Using the power of teledildonics, you're able to control the Lovense Max remotely by using the smartphone app, or by pairing it with the female version (the Nora).
Me and my wife both have fun using the Max, since it allows us to satisfy each other while were apart. Its definitely a toy I'd recommend especially if you have a wife that enjoys sex toys.
However, even if you're just looking for a male masturbator to use by yourself, I'd highly recommend the Max. I've had tons of fun with this toy by myself. It's the closest thing I've felt to a blowjob that wasn't a real blowjob. Lovense has done a really great job with this one, I can't say enough good things about it. What the Max offers that I've yet to see in another pocket pussy style toy is the addition of air pumps around the sleeve. There is a vent to control how much suction the device offers and the air pumps really make things properly tight in all the ways suction misses out on. Put them both together and all of your bases are covered.
Using the Max alone works like this, stick your penis into it, then set the app to your desired setting, then the Max will proceed to pleasure your penis. No need to move it up and down, or anything like that, it does all the work for you. If you'd rather not download the app there are some built in settings that do the job quite nicely as well.
All of the bells and whistles are more properly explained on this page.
Fleshlight Quickshot: An Open Design Fleshlight
You'll notice most male masturbators expect you to finish inside the device and deal with the sticky mess after. There's times where I'd really not have to worry about the post-masturbation feeling of having to maintain or sanitize my favorite toy when I'd rather just roll over and go to bed. The best toy that works around the issue is the Fleshlight Quickshot. The material blend used in Fleshlight is referred to as Superskin, all I can say is that there is a definite reason their Superskin products have so much notoriety (or infamy depending on who you ask).
With the Quickshot, any lube is easily washed from all nooks and crannies if lube was applied and you can bust where ever you please, whether it be napkin, designated sock (we don't judge), or right into the toilet. This alone makes it seem like a nice masturbatory aid as opposed to some sort of mechanical vagina.
Arguably the most discreet sex toy from a recognized brand, I go over the Quickshot from top to bottom in this post.
As far as I'm concerned, any of these are great for maintaining sexual health while relieving tension through masturbation. A good male masturbator eliminates complications from death grip (masturbating with the hand clenched too tightly, reducing sensitivity), chafing, or similar problem your right hand can cause with constant use. The amount of options available is enlightening to say the very least, every six months or so something new is released that completely reinvents the wheel.