The 13 Best Male Masturbators Of 2023

The Kiiroo KEON is the newest addition to Kiiroo's product lineup and by far is the best to date. 

The way I would compare this sex toy is that it's everything the Fleshlight Launch was trying to be, however, they did it a lot better. 

For those that don't know, in 2017 Kiiroo partnered with Fleshlight to create the Fleshlight Launch.

To save a lot of time, the Launch was a great toy at the time but had a ton of flaws, the main 2 being that it was large and cumbersome and it was hard to control based on the design choice they went with which involved "rubbing" the toy to control the speed and stroke length, which didnd't work very well at all.

Kiiroo went off on their own to create the Kiiroo KEON which is essentially a more portable Fleshlight Launch with the added benefit of having SUPER easy to control buttons on either side to control the stroke length and speed.

This toy can be paired with VR porn and the KEON will attempt to mimic what is happening on screen. This feature is far from perfect but I'd be flat out lying if I said I haven't spent hours of my life at this point enjoying the KEON paired with VR content.

The one huge benefit of the KEON is that the stroker part of the toy is removable and it can be used as a stroker if you're not in the mood to use an automatic male masturbator. The inner sleeve is essentially just a slightly tighter and more portable version of the Fleshlight STU.

↑ Button automatically applies coupon at checkout (10%)

The Kiiroo Onyx + is a toy that I reach for quite often and I can confidently say that in my opinion. It's a perfect experience that has set the bar for other machines ever since it came out.

Most male masturbators rely entirely on manual operation of the toy. By this, I mean it is entirely up to you, the user, to move the toy up and down to get your jollies.

If you're looking for a little more service out of your self-service, this automatic male masturbator by Kiiroo will have you jumping for joy. With 6.5 inches of insertable space and a Superskin by Fleshlight sleeve, there's a lot on offer here.

Inside of the toy are 10 rings that contract and expand much like a real vagina does during sex. You can completely customize how quickly these rings expand and retract which is pretty much all you'll have to use your hands for except holding it in place while it's in use. That means the entirety of your shaft can be serviced without having to move the toy a single inch, it's a sensation that no other toy on the market can deliver right now.

It's my favorite sex toy of all time and that's saying something with the almost embarrassingly large collection I've accrued over the years. Playing with the device's wide range of features makes for a fun game of seeing how long you can make yourself last before the messy finish. Motorized edging, anybody? Thankfully, cleanup is a cinch since the sleeve is entirely removable. 

The Onyx + is a very enjoyable toy that does 99% of the work for you. 

↑ Button automatically applies coupon at checkout (10%)

You'll notice most male masturbators expect you to finish inside the device and deal with the sticky mess after. There's times where I'd really not have to worry about the post-masturbation feeling of having to maintain or sanitize my favorite toy when I'd rather just roll over and go to bed. While it may be small, it's amazingly easy to clean and needs no extra accessories to enjoy.

The best toy that works around the issue is the Fleshlight Quickshot. The material blend used in Fleshlight is referred to as Superskin, all I can say is that there is a definite reason their Superskin products have so much notoriety (or infamy depending on who you ask).

With this toy, any lube is easily washed from all nooks and crannies if lube was applied and you can bust where ever you please, whether it be napkin, designated sock (we don't judge), or right into the toilet. After all, nobody wants to have to clean strange sex toy materials all day just to reset their toy. This alone makes it seem like a nice masturbatory aid as opposed to some sort of mechanical vagina, plus the open ended design & minimal surface area makes the dry time very insignificant.

Another great aspect of this toy is that it can easily function as an aid during oral sex. Some people have difficulty reaching orgasm through a blowjob, and it helps bridge that difficulty by adding in much more stimulation to the shaft during the act.

This toy might seem small and without lots of extra features, but this toy was made with that explicitly in mind as a feature, making it somewhat of a paradoxical toy for a specific kind of use.

I always found it funny that in the beginning the design of a Fleshlight was made for stealth, but they managed over time to become so instantly recognizable due to their massive success.

The Pilot returns to this old desire as it looks much less out of place and is hardly sexual in nature.

This new shape and smaller overall size (8 inches tall as opposed to a full sized Fleshlight's 9.5'' also makes it much more ergonomic to use.

The dimples on the slender body of the toy make it much easier to grip than a full-sized Fleshlight which is one of my favorite features of this toy.

If you aren't the type of person who likes staring down a fake representation of a vagina, the Pilot also entirely avoids any uncanny valley type scenarios with an orifice that's an opaque white and isn't off-putting to look at.

A much less bulky but still satisfying option, I usually throw the Pilot into my luggage whenever I'm on the road and I'd hardly be embarrassed if someone found it, if they didn't manage to see the Fleshlight logo I might even be able to get away with playing it off as something else.

The sleeve design is on point, I'd say it's up there with the STU as one of the most intimately stimulating out of all of their sleeves.

I enjoy each ridge & protrusion and find it's one of their tighter toys.

After becoming fairly well-versed in Fleshlight's catalog of toys, I noticed they tend to try and eventually plug all the wholes in their catalog.

The Vibro was their answer to the rise in vibrating male masturbators, vibrating features have made huge in-inroads recently so it was only a matter of time before Fleshlight came for their piece of the pie. Three bullet style vibrators powered by small watch batteries (they give you an extra 10!) fit into a special slit inside the sleeve then all you have to do is turn them on and put the sleeve back into the case.

The sleeve design compliments the fact that it vibrates really well. They clearly thought it out, since the parts on the sleeve that protrude outwards on the Vibro are fairly bulky which makes them all the more bouncy once the vibrators are turned on.

In the future I'd like a way to turn the vibrators off and on without having to take the sleeve out and especially some more vibrations towards the middle and end of the toy, but as their only completely in-house machine, they managed to make it worthwhile and convenient enough for me to never really be flustered about having to go through the process.

They accomplished their goal in a straightforward and easy to implement fashion, which probably helped keep prices low so I shouldn't complain too much.

This toy is on the more interesting side, as it doesn't focus on the entirety of the penis but instead focuses 100% on the head. Polishing your purple helmet has never been easier.

It's much smaller than you expect from the pictures, you'll only be able to get your glans and a little bit extra inserted, but with 11 different vibrating patterns I'm glad there's a toy out there that decided to go the specialized route. Using the two buttons provided, making use of these features is simple and intuitive.

The two motors found inside are staggeringly powerful and if you're particularly sensitive you'll get a lot of fun out of this guy. I wholeheartedly recommend playing with the settings as much as you can and finding what works best for you.

There's a lot of different types of stimulation and it's a fun addition to the bedroom. You'll need to have some napkins or something nearby when it comes time to finish though, unless you like making a mess. In this regard, it isn't super easy to clean without a bit of prep beforehand.

I've often used one hand to keep the Cobra Libre in place on my glans while I use my other hand to do some, ahem, accessory work. To that effect, it's pretty sinful. I highly recommend learning how to exploit what the Cobra Libre II has to offer to the fullest.

If you'd like to take a break from strokers and have yourself be pleasured by a wonderfully styled male masturbator like no other in the industry, the Cobra Libre II is a great choice.