Fleshlight Launch Review:
How I Masturbate Without Using My Hands
Written by: Don Watson | Updated: March 21st, 2019
Over the past few years, my affinity for Fleshlight products has grown immensely. Realistic textures, different sleeve designs, adjustable suction, and quality craftsmanship are just a few things that come to my mind when thinking Fleshlight, besides thinking about how I’m going to clean up afterward.
But, I still grow tired at times of the limitations of manual stimulation of my Johnson. Finally, a toy that takes all the manual labor out of masturbation.
Introducing the Fleshlight Launch. The ultimate hands-free masturbator.
The Fleshlight Launch was invented to jack things up a notch by removing the need to move the toy yourself, it’s a robotic machine that moves a Fleshlight up and down to the speed and intensity of your choice or it can be synced to pornographic visual aids of your choice, putting you right in the action.
It is VR compatible, so the Fleshlight Launch in VR mode is the top-of-the-line virtual reality sex experience currently on the market.
Let's get into the review...
What Is The Fleshlight Launch?
Unlike most Fleshlight products we review, the Launch is an accessory to the Fleshlight line of products and not a new pocket pussy. The Launch is produced by Kiiroo for use with Fleshlight products. The Launch is a device in which any Fleshlight can be placed in and the machine will move it up and down at the speed set by the user.
A brand-new Launch retails for about
$249.99 but we found a deal for $199.99, just click here and use coupon code "DrClimax" at checkout!
This thing looks like a futuristic Keurig machine except it serves out single-serve wank sessions instead of single-serve coffee.
Fully automated masturbation is the name of the game, and I would not be surprised if the stock price of tissue paper brands took a huge hike after this puppy hit the market. I know my household tissue bill certainly went up by a considerable margin since purchasing it (this might be an expense worth considering if you plan on picking one up for yourself)...
A quick rundown of what this thing is capable of includes a capability of 180 strokes per minute, ability to be synced up to interactive videos, and the ability to adjust the speed and distance of the strokes.
Simply click in your favorite Fleshlight insert, turn it on and go to town.
You can use the Launch in automatic mode and use one of the pre-set settings, or you can use it in interactive mode which allows you to easily control the speed and intensity (more on this later).
How To Use It
There are two modes available, manual and interactive. Manual allows the user to select the length of stroke, stroke speed, and stroke starting position. The touch-sensitive buttons on the front make it really easy to change settings while balls deep inside a Fleshlight. Sometimes I’d rather not sensually caress the machine though, so the fact that you can also control these settings via the Kiiroo app is very convenient.
Interactive mode means that the user can pair the Launch with a video and replicate what the actors are doing on screen, very fun, very intense. I wouldn’t recommend going straight to interactive mode because it is a lot to handle, especially when the Stamina Training Unit is involved.
I mainly use manual mode and I couldn’t be more impressed. Up to 180 strokes per minute (3 strokes a second) means I can have the entire range of sexual tension at my disposal. It’s like a middle ground between actual sex and jerking off, although there is a bit of a learning curve involved. Using the touch controls sometimes isn’t easy when the Kiiroo is taking you on a one-way trip to Ejacville. With time, I was able to better understand which inputs were required to get the desired output. It is an extremely involved sensation and I use the Launch probably once a week for an extra special session.
I will say it’s somewhat surreal at first using a football-shaped robot to simulate sex with a Fleshlight, but after using it a few times I found myself dreaming of when I’d get to use it again. The experience is highly pleasurable and an improvement on using a Fleshlight completely manually.
Here's a visual walkthrough of the product:
My Experience Using It
I’ll go easy on rocket themed jokes as I’m not a huge fan of low-hanging fruit; however, I guarantee you my moans were heard from Cape Canaveral. I made sure to fully charge the Launch before use; this takes about 6-9 hours and gets you a full two hours of usable time.
First thing’s first, I select my preferred Fleshlight and lube up the Launch. Quick warning, only full-sized models are compatible with the Launch out of the box, the other models need a specialized adapter. The Launch is about the size of a football and I set in the Fleshlight itself by inserting it into the front of the Launch and twisting until a satisfying click is heard. The bottom of the Launch is extremely comfortable and contours around the body nicely.
So I won't be able to comment on how it works with VR since my budget is tied up buying other sex toys and the like, but here's how I felt about the Launch itself in use:
Sitting on my crotch at around 13 inches, it's comfortable to hold on to and doesn't weight too much, probably somewhere around five pounds with a Fleshlight inside of it. After turning it on, I try out the controls. Its controlled exclusively by swirling your fingers over either the left or right control strips. The left strip controls how quickly the strokes are while the right focuses on how long the strokes are.
At its slowest, the Launch is an absolute tease with about one stroke a second and at its fastest its about three strokes per second. The progression in between is nice but I find there's really more or less just a few different settings as opposed to a truly dynamic speed setting. Still pleasurable, don't get me wrong.
I need to mention that you shouldn't even consider using this thing without lube, or any Fleshlight for that matter. Even slipping into the opening is a difficult task and once you're there you'll be lucky if you just walk away with a bit of redness from chafing. It really makes me feel as though somebody else is jacking me off.
I also like watching videos where the girl is riding as this provides a somewhat realistic experience as well, however if I'm trying to go for a completely realistic experience, I reach for my Fuck Me Silly Mega Masturbator or my Fuck Me Silly Bubble Butt.
All in all, the Fleshlight Launch provides a completely unique masturbation experience which is much more pleasurable than manually using a male masturbator or Fleshlight.
Do I Recommend It?
The Fleshlight Launch is a truly unique masturbation experience that everyone is sure to enjoy.
This machine is unlike any other male masturbator I've ever used, and it provides a very realistic experience.
It's one of my favorite toys to simulate a blowjob and it even made our list of the best blowjob machines.
Where To Get One
The best place to buy the Launch is from the official Fleshlight website.
They offer the lowest price available and it qualifies for free shipping, even with the discount code below.
You can use coupon code "DrClimax10" at checkout for 10% off! Click here to redeem!
I only recommend buying Fleshlight products directly from their official website as I've been told by my wife that there have been countless stories of fake Fleshlights being sold online from different retailers.
When you shop directly with the company you can rest easy knowing you're getting a legit product.
If you’re looking for something to turn up the intensity of your self-touch sessions, the Fleshlight Launch is what you need. It is a great piece of hardware and I don’t regret picking one up whatsoever. I personally can’t beat 180 strokes a minute, the machine is better at wanking me off than I am, and I’m something of an expert. Sometimes I let my wife control it and it’s a bit of a compromise when she’s not entirely in the mood, for that alone I highly recommend the Launch by Kiiroo.
Be sure to drop me a line down below if you got any questions at all regarding the Fleshlight Launch or feel free to share your experience!
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