The Best Blowjob Machines:

Here's 5 Cock Sucking Machines That I Love

Written by: Don Watson | Updated: March 21st, 2019

Blowjob Machine Of The Year: My #1 Choice

Onyx 2 deserves this spot for a lot of reasons, the full system of motorized rings that expand and contract around the skin factors in heavily as well as a few nice finishing touches.


It's easy to grip and requires no effort on your part besides keeping it in place. It isn't extremely loud, I would say. The Superskin sleeve is easily removed for cleaning, which is a huge plus. A rechargeable lithium-ion battery gives a full hour play making it score high in just about every way a blowjob machine can.

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Ah, the mystical blowjob machine.

I think it's safe to say most men at some moment in their life thought about how wonderful it would be to have a machine or robot that could properly replicate a good old fashioned blowjob. The amount of people who show up at the ER each year with their genitals stuck in a vacuum machine says all you need to know about this desire.

When I was younger, it was definitely an attractive idea. Little did I know how things would change over time.

It was pretty much only the realm of science fiction movies and teenage fever dreams brought on by extreme horniness that a blowjob machine really existed.

Now, these fantasies have come to life and in a myriad of different ways, these toys exist, they are affordable, and surprisingly enough they work extremely well.

Needless to say, I have something of a love affair with oral. I'm like many men in that regard. So once I had more than a few Fleshlights under my belt and in my closet, it was time to start branching out into some more automated options. The idea that I could go fully hands-free while being serviced made for an interesting prospect.

Over the years, I've tried many different male sex toys which claimed to be "blowjob simulators" or "automatic blowjob machines". Many products fell flat while a few stuck out as products which actually lived up to the name. Like I said earlier, it's a popular fantasy, so lots of different sex toy creators tried their hand. Not all succeeded.

What Exactly Is a Blowjob Machine?

Blowjob machines come in a few different varieties currently and they all function slightly differently. 

Besides the obvious fact that these toys were designed to mimic oral sex, these toys can be a bit intimidating to most men, due to all the moving parts involved, that story you hear about someone's cousin losing their arm in a mechanical accident? The feeling of hearing that story is something the feeling I get when I look at some of the more sleazy options there are out there, except I'm not worried about losing my arm.

Each and every blowjob machine in this list is safe and there's no risk to your genitals whatsoever. Lube will prevent chafing or any minor discomfort in some cases, but you're never going to walk away a changed man (physically, at least). Not all blowjob machines are created equally though, so do your research before buying. 

Anything that calls itself a blowjob machine is pretty simple, it uses some kind of mechanized action to stimulate part or the entirety of the penis. How they choose to accomplish this task is what varies from toy to toy, and I'll be sure to explain the intricacies of each one so you know what you're getting yourself into.

With moving parts involved, blowjob machines are not a toy I'd cheap out on price wise. Investing in a quality blowjob toy is well worth it for the peace of mind you get knowing you're not going to harm your manhood.

Here are my favorite blowjob machines:

The Top 5 Best Blowjob Machines I Own

#1 - The Kiiroo Onyx 2 (My Favorite)

The Kiiroo Onyx 2 is a toy that holds a special place in my heart.

It's admittedly one of the male masturbators that I reach for most often when I'd like to just sit back, lay my head back and have all of the work done for me.

The Onyx 2 is a singular unit which contains both a sleeve designed by Fleshlight and all of the mechanical components that simulate oral sex are created by Kiiroo. 

This blowjob toy is a great example of two companies in the sex toy industry, both with their own unique skillsets. Fleshlight has been making sleeves that have been driving men crazy for years, while Kiiroo has the tech background and know-how to produce mechanical sex toys which are both safe and more importantly, extremely satisfying.

The only effort that is required to use this toy is to insert your penis, select your desired settings and hold on. How it works is that there are ten rings inside the toy that expand and contract around the penis, much in the same way a woman's cheeks might or the way a vagina might expand and contract during sex. 

It's a highly recommended toy and while it isn't the cheapest toy on this list, it's definitely my favorite. 

Here is a video that illustrates how this toy simulates a blowjob:


#2 - The Fleshlight Launch (Runner-Up)

A close second pick is the Fleshlight Launch. 

The only reason this toy is second and not first is that it's much bulkier than the previous option and it doesn't simulate a blowjob quite as good as the Kiiroo Onyx.

It also comes with the same price tag and does a fantastic job of providing a hands-free masturbation experience. You simply twist in your favorite Fleshlight, set the suction on the toy to your preference, and get going.

Obviously, your choice in Fleshlight sleeve will make all the difference as to how well this simulates a blowjob. Personally, I find the sleeve of the Turbo makes for the best blowjob simulation when paired with the Launch.

Both toys are great and it's hard to compare them. I do prefer a few main features of the Launch over the Onyx.

First off, the bulkiness of the toy is actually a plus for me (since storage isn't an issue since I have a fantastic wife who's more than sympathetic to me owning sex toys). The size of the Launch makes it great to hold on to while it's in use. 

You can control the toy via the Kiiroo app or via the touch-sensitive buttons on the front which are controlled in a unique way. You almost caress the toy, rather than push buttons. It's unique, to say the least.

There are two distinct ways to use this toy, each with their own advantages and disadvantages over the other. Manual or interactive. 

Manual allows you to select the length of the stroke, speed and the starting position of the stroke.

Interactive mode allows you to pair the device with your favorite pornographic video and the toy will mimic the motion of what you're seeing on screen. So with the right POV blowjob video and the right sleeve inserted, you can pretty much entirely simulate the entire experience if you're really good with using the manual controls to switch things up as the video goes along.

Here is a video which illustrates how the Fleshlight Launch can simulate a blowjob:

There's a lot of great things I can say about this toy and I highly recommend it. You can read my full review if you want to learn more about it.


#3 - The Lovense Max (#1 Option For Couples)

The Lovense Max is one of my all-time favorite male masturbators, made by a company my wife and I simply adore since they've helped us bridge the gap in our occasionally long distance relationship.

The Max is an amazing male masturbator to use either by yourself or with a partner.

It uses teledildonics to pair with one of my wife's favorites, the Lovense Nora.

This toy features air pumps which do wonders at mimicking the sensation and suction of a real blowjob, making it a great option if you're looking for a realistic blowjob machine. 

The sleeve isn't quite as good as say, Fleshlight's formulation, but the air pumps and strong vibrator at the end of the toy make it an extremely attractive option for men who want a little focus on the service part of "self-service".


#4 - The Fleshlight Quickshot Launch (Most Underrated)

This hands-free masturbator made by Fleshlight is one that I picked up pretty recently at the time I'm writing this article. I'm still figuring out a lot of the specifics behind it, but it's been a very enlightening experience overall, to say the least.

It's very similar to the original Fleshlight Launch, with one main difference, it houses the Fleshlight Quickshot instead of a full sized Fleshlight like the Fleshlight STU.

This toy is unique from the original Launch in how you control it. The Quickshot Launch feels a bit more like an arcade game but is downright simple to use and get the hang of. 

What's the big difference?  Well, I'll tell you.

First off, the handles have been completely changed from the original Launch. Some people didn't like the touch controls and felt they weren't as responsible as they would have liked, and didn't like not having a dedicated place to hold.

Next, since it uses the Quickshot, it's a whole different ball game than using a full sized Fleshlight that only has one opening.

The left handle controls the length of the stroke, while the right handle controls the stroke speed. It won't take you long to figure out a healthy mix to suit the size of your penis and your own personal preference).

The real beauty of it as a blowjob simulator is that it lets you select exactly where you want the sensations to be localized on top of it all. You can press a button on the left handle that will alternate the are being focused on between the base, the shaft, and the tip. Keeping it at the tip and playing with the speed settings is a one-way ticket to a good time.


Are you a fan of a blowjob that stimulates the tip of your penis?

The Cobra Libre II is a toy that's all about the head game. In fact, there's nothing else to it besides the penis 

This blowjob toy is a great option for stimulating the tip of the penis, especially the frenulum. The Cobra Libre treats the underside of the penis very splendidly, while still giving a sensation kind of like that circular tongue thing anyone who's gotten a memorable blowjob is all too familiar with.

It's 100% waterproof, which makes it great for shower play. In fact, I'd say its best used in the shower because it's pretty much the only way you can finish inside the toy without having a huge mess on your hands, or stomach if I had to be more accurate.

You need to use lubricant with this toy which is a bit of a downside, but to be fair, most of. the toys on this list require the use of lube or at least aren't at their full potential without it.

After you lube yourself up and turn it on you have two methods of using the toy: 

  • You can use the toy while standing up/sitting down placing the toy at a lateral angle
  • Or you can lay down and bring the toy down onto your penis.

I personally like to use it while standing up, this way the effect of gravity on the toy brings more pleasurable sensations to the entire head of my penis as opposed to more of the pressure going onto the tip.

It's definitely worth experimenting for yourself, as there are probably more ways of using this toy. These are just my two favorite methods.

The Libre is a great toy to incorporate with regular masturbation of your shaft. When I'm feeling creative and want to mimic some of the tantalizing sensations of oral that my wife normally provides for me, the Cobra Libre II is the toy I reach for.


Do Blowjob Simulators Actually Feel Realistic?

Honestly, I'm not going to lie to you and say that these toys mimic the feeling of a blowjob to a T. Anyone who does is either lying to you or hasn't had the benefit of receiving a blowjob themselves to compare it against. Heck, even how a blowjob feels varies between who's giving it. None of these machines will ever perfectly replicate a human mouth in feel and lubrication, they just can't. None of them have teeth either, so it's give and take.

That being said, blowjob machines do a pretty fine job at mimicking the sucking sensation of someone else sucking you off. While not all of them feel exactly like a real mouth, several of the products which made this list do a good job at simulating the experience of receiving a blowjob through the automation. Usually, you have to put at least one hand on the toy, not unlike having your hand on someone's head, and the process is completely out of your hands, which also ticks another box a real life blowjob does.

Final Thoughts

For guys that want to enjoy a hands-free masturbation experience, it's definitely something I'd recommend everyone try. Blowjob toys are just one of many types of male masturbators that can take your masturbation game to new heights. 

If only the 17-year-old me laying in bed at night wistfully wishing a blowjob would could his way knew of what awaited him in the future. I'd of saved a lot more of my lawnmowing money and probably skipped a few questionable sexual encounters. Jokes aside, I really enjoy the full range of stimulation that these toys are able to provide and I really do think they are worthwhile additions to the sex toy industry instead of just a marketing ploy.

About Don Watson

My name is Don Watson and I love to support my wife Angela's passion for human sexuality. It pays dividends for me personally and I enjoy writing about the topic as I'm a sexual person by nature. I concern myself with everything on the website that has to do with the male reproductive system to compliment my wife's female-oriented content.

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