The Best Blowjob Machines Of 2021

Cock Sucking Machines That Simulate A Real Blowjob

Written by: Don Watson | Updated: Jan 6th, 2021

  • Easy to use buttons to finely tune stroke length and speed
  • The toy can pair to VR porn videos to mimic what is happening on screen
  • The inner sleeve can be removed and used as a stroker
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  • Uses AI to mimic REAL blowjob techniques
  • Powerful & unique inner design simulates a blowjob
  • Extremely quiet
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  • Strokes your Fleshlight up & down autonomously
  • Ergonomic handles allow for very realistic pinpoint stimulation
  • Open-ended design for easy cleanup
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Ah, the mystical blowjob machine.

I think it's safe to say most men at some moment in their life thought about how wonderful it would be to have a machine or robot that could properly replicate a good old fashioned BJ. The amount of people who show up at the ER each year with their genitals stuck in a vacuum machine says all you need to know about this desire.

When I was younger, it was definitely an attractive idea. Little did I know how things would change over time.

It was pretty much only the realm of science fiction movies and teenage fever dreams brought on by extreme horniness that a blowjob machine really existed.

Now, these fantasies have come to life and in a myriad of different ways, blowjob machines exist, they are affordable, and surprisingly enough some of them work extremely well at mimicking the feeling of the real thing.

Needless to say, like all guys (I think) I have something of a love affair with receiving blowjobs.  

Over the years, I've tried many different male sex toys which claimed to be "blowjob toys", "blowjob simulators" or "automatic blowjob machines". Many sex toys fell flat while a few stuck out as products which actually lived up to the name. Like I said earlier, it's a popular fantasy, so lots of different sex toy creators tried their hand. Not all succeeded.

This article is going to cover my favorite blowjob machine sex toys (in order from my favorite to least favorite).

Without wasting anymore of your time, let's get right into it...

These are my favorite blowjob machines:

The Top Blowjob Machines of 2021 (Ranked & Reviewed)

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My Top Pickdctblv2-table__imageThe Autoblow AI
  • Powerful & unique inner design unlike any toy of its type
  • Extremely quiet
  • Plug-in means it never needs to be charged
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Best For Deep Throatingdctblv2-table__imageThe Kiiroo Keon
  • Mechanically moves full-sized Fleshlight-like stroker up and down
  • Customizable speed & stroke length
  • Syncs to VR porn to mimic what's happening in the video
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Tongue-Like Pressuredctblv2-table__imageThe Kiiroo Onyx +
  • 10 rings inside toy expand and contract for pleasuring the entire penis
  • It can sync to VR porn videos
  • Fleshlight interior sleeve is removable & easily washed
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Most Underrateddctblv2-table__imageThe Fleshlight Quickshot Launch
  • Up to 4 strokes per second max speed
  • Ergonomic handles make for easy control
  • Open-ended design keeps cleanup simple
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dctblv2-table__imageThe Lovense Max 2
  • Air pumps add tightness in novel way
  • Multiple vibration settings available out of the box
  • Bluetooth enabled for remote control & specialized vibration patterns
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dctblv2-table__imageThe Fleshlight Launch
  • Mechanically moves full-sized Fleshlight up and down
  • Customizable speed & stroke length
  • FeelConnect app enabled
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dctblv2-table__imageThe Blowjob Master
  • It's more affordable than all the other products I've mentioned so far
  • This product has been designed to provide extra stimulation to the tip of your penis
  • The beads inside the toy provide a realistic feel
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dctblv2-table__imageThe Control Warming Male Masturbator
  • It's got built in warming capabilities to mimic real oral sex
  • The silicone masturbation sleeve is super easy to clean
  • There are 10 different settings to play around with
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dctblv2-table__imageThe Cobra Libre II
  • Focuses exclusively on the glans
  • Strong vibrations radiate deep into tissue & frenulum
  • Multiple settings & waterproof design
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dctblv2-table__imageThe Colt Mighty Mouth
  • An amazing toy for using in the shower
  • Comes with over 30 different settings
  • The toy is 100% waterproof
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dctblv2-table__imageRoto Bator Mouth
  • The mouth orifice provides a realistic feel
  • The sleeve is big enough to accommodate men of all shapes and sizes
  • The different rotation patterns provide a high level of realism
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dctblv2-table__imageThe Fun Zone Vulcan
  • The lowest cost product on this list
  • The lifelike TPE provides a level of pleasure just like Fleshlights patented Super Skin
  • It's extremely simple to use
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Lets go over 
each BJ toy!

#1. The Fleshlight Universal Launch (My Top Pick)

Fleshlight Universal Launch, July 2021
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At this point, I'm not really surprised to see Fleshlight has released another top level piece of equipment to help us all rub one out.

Out of all automated blowjob toys out there, the Universal Launch takes it away in overall faithfulness to the real thing as well as the sheer amount of options it presents thanks to the new latch & clasp design used to secure any given toy.

The powerful motions of the Launch as well as high fidelity synchronization to your favorite blowjob scenes is all on offer with the new perk of being able to use just about any stroker in your repertoire.  That's right, Fleshlight has gone out and let anyone's toy be compatible with the Universal Launch.

The typical max stroke speed of 250 strokes per minute is on offer, but don't be preoccupied with how fast it can get down to business. Over the years, Fleshlight Launch toys have gotten more powerful, much more ergonomic, and a whole lot lighter to have to hold in place.

You can see a lot of the "genetics" from its predecessors shine through, like the spaceship style handles as well as the phone mount from the Quickshot Launch. With each generation the toys tighten up the worst parts of the experience from the generation before it while capitalizing on its strengths.

What separates a blowjob machine from other automatic toys is that it isn't just a male stroker with extra steps. Pick the right settings with the easy 6 button setup, the right sleeve, and make sure to lubricate liberally.

Obviously the physical intimacy as well as skill of a real flesh and blood human isn't represented, but with some preparation, knowledge, and a little imagination, it isn't a half bad way to get off before bed.

What won me over? The fact that I could plug it in and use it right out of the box while it charged.

The following video will tell you everything you need to know about the Universal Launch:

Pros

  • Designed with artificial intelligence to mimic the real sensations of fellatio
  • The device is very quiet
  • It feels like a real BJ to a very close margin
  • The most satisfying blowjob machine I've used
  • It's the perfect toy to watch point of view BJ videos with
  • This blowjob machine can deep throat your penis for hours
  • It's currently my top rated male sex toy and also the top rated blowjob toy I've ever tried

Cons

  • It's not the cheapest toy on the list
  • It's quite large
  • It isn't compatible with other toys or online adult content

Fun fact: The Autoblow AI was actually crowdfunded on IndieGogo by it's ingenious creator Brian Sloan. The toys he's created have garnered a ton of media attention, heck, even Vice wrote an article about his previous product, the Autoblow 2.

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#2. The Kiiroo KEON (The Runner-Up)

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The KEON is the newest release by one of of my favorite sex toy companies on planet earth, Kiiroo. 

The Kiiroo Onyx 2 was the first ever automatic male masturbator that I personally fell in love with, and the second was the Fleshlight Launch. 

Now, the best way I could describe the Kiiroo KEON would be, in short, exactly what the Fleshlight Launch SHOULD HAVE BEEN.

Don't get me wrong. The original Fleshlight Launch will no doubt go down in history as the toy that pioneered a new design concept for automatic male sex toys.

The Kiiroo KEON is essentially just a more portable, lighter, stealthier, easier to control (which was the worst flaw of the Launch), and overall just a way better automatic sex toy. 

Out of all the toys on this list, the Kiiroo KEON is the newest addition both addition to this list, but also overall in-terms of release date (released in mid-2020 - god bless Kiiroo for giving our dicks something to do with their time).

It's the newest toy on this list.

Now, not only that, you can actually pair this toy with VR porn and when the toy is in "interactive mode", it will actually attempt to mimic the feeling of what is being performed on screen.

Now while this is far from perfect technology, I will say it feels pretty a pretty damn unique and enjoyable experience.

It's also worth mentioning that the KEON is a bit quieter than the Autoblow AI, and is one of the quietest toys that I've tried on this list.

Pro tip: If you decide to purchase the KEON for yourself, I'd recommend if you don't already have like a VR headset, Kiiroo sells one for like $25 which makes a really good addition to the KEON.

It's genuinely a really close call putting the Autoblow AI before this toy on this list. The only reason the Autoblow AI gets the edge is because the toy was specifically designed to be THE blowjob machine, and it accomplishes that quite well in many ways.

The KEON does have many benefits which the Autoblow AI doesn't, including the fact that in syncs the VR porn as I said already, but also because the KEON can be used as an automatic male masturbator, or the sleeve can be removed and used as a Fleshlight would normally be used.


#3. The Kiiroo Onyx + (The Runner-Up)

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The Kiiroo Onyx + is a toy that holds a special place in my heart.

It's admittedly the automatic blowjob machine that I've used the most amount of times out of all the toys on this list, partly because I've owned it since it was released and every time feels almost as great as the first.

Whenever I'd like to just sit back, lay my head back and have all of the work done for me, very often the Onyx + is the toy I reach for.

You can also use this toy as a stroker as well, but it's much better as an automatic toy, in my opinion.

The Onyx + is a singular unit which contains both a sleeve designed by Fleshlight and all of the mechanical components that simulate oral sex are created by Kiiroo.

This automatic blowjob toy is a great example of two companies in the sex toy industry, both with their own unique skillsets.

Fleshlight has been making sleeves that have been driving men crazy for years, while Kiiroo has the tech background and know-how to produce mechanical sex toys which are both safe and more importantly, extremely satisfying.

The only effort that is required to use this toy is to insert your penis, select your desired settings and hold on.

How it works is that there are ten rings inside the toy that expand and contract around the penis, much in the same way a woman's cheeks might or the way a vagina might expand and contract during sex.

Believe it or not, this toy can actually sync to interactive VR content and the toy will try to mimic whatever is being performed on screen. While this feature is definitely not "perfect", it's still pretty damn amazing.

It's a highly recommended toy and while it isn't the cheapest toy on this list, it's definitely one of my top rated male sex toys of all time.

Here is a video that illustrates how this toy simulates a blowjob:

Pros

  • Provides a very satisfying experience similar to the real thing
  • The toy can sync with various adult content to mimic whats being done on your screen
  • The toy is controlled easily using the touch controls
  • Can also be controlled by using the Kiiroo FeelConnect app
  • The material used for the sleeve is Fleshlights Super Skin which feels extremely realistic
  • It's a great automatic blowjob machine for pairing with a virtual reality headset
  • The sleeve is very easy to clean

Cons

  • This toy is quite expensive
  • It's pretty bulky
  • You'll need to charge it the first time you unbox it

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#4. The Fleshlight Quickshot Launch (Most Underrated)

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This hands-free masturbator made by Fleshlight is one that I picked up pretty recently at the time I'm writing this article.

I'm still figuring out a lot of the specifics behind it, but it's been a very enlightening experience overall, to say the least.

It's very similar to the original Fleshlight Launch, with one main difference, it houses the Fleshlight Quickshot instead of a full sized Fleshlight like the Fleshlight STU.

This toy is unique from the original Launch in how you control it. The Quickshot Launch can feel like an arcade game but is downright simple to use and get the hang of. 

What's the big difference? 

Well, I'll tell you.

First off, the handles have been completely changed from the original Launch. Some people didn't like the touch controls and felt they weren't as responsible as they would have liked, and didn't like not having a dedicated place to hold.

Next, since it uses the Quickshot, it's a whole different ball game than using a full sized Fleshlight that only has one opening.

The left handle controls the length of the stroke, while the right handle controls the stroke speed. It won't take you long to figure out a healthy mix to suit the size of your penis and your own personal preference).

The real beauty of it as an automatic blowjob simulator is that it lets you select exactly where you want the sensations to be localized on top of it all.

You can press a button on the left handle that will alternate the are being focused on between the base, the shaft, and the tip. Keeping it at the tip and playing with the speed settings is a one-way ticket to a good time.

Pros

  • It's much better than the original Fleshlight Launch
  • It was designed to be able to simulate blowjobs
  • This toy stimulates the head of your penis like no other
  • It's very easy to use/control by using the handles
  • You can control the stroke length, speed and focus area
  • The easiest toy to clean on the list
  • It's fantastic for pairing with a virtual reality headset

Cons

  • It's not the cheapest blowjob machine on the market
  • On the larger side

#5. The Lovense Max 2 (#1 Option For Couples)

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The Lovense Max is one of the blowjob machines I reach for on a regular basis, made by a company my wife and I simply adore since they've helped us bridge the gap in our occasionally long distance relationship.

The Max is an amazing blowjob machine to use either by yourself or with a partner. For couples in a long distance relationship, the Max is the toy for you.

It uses teledildonics to pair with one of my wife's favorites, the Lovense Nora.

This toy features air pumps which do wonders at mimicking the sensation and suction of a real blowjob, making it a great option if you're looking for a realistic cock sucking machine. 

The sleeve isn't quite as good as say, Fleshlight's formulation, but the air pumps and strong vibrator at the end of the toy make it an extremely attractive option for men who want a little focus on the service part of "self-service".

All jokes aside, the Lovense Max 2 is everything the original Max should have been and it's genuinely will always be one of my favorite toys.

The air pumps which Lovense has incorporated into the Max 2 has completely unique and incredibly enjoyable.

Since it's a totally unique feeling and is one I've grown very fond of, the Lovense Max will always be a toy that I come back to on a regular basis.

The only reason this toy comes in at #5 on this particular list is because when you're looking for a blowjob machine, most guys I assume are just looking for a toy that you can stick into, turn on and let the toy do all the work.

Because the Max 2 is more of a "stroker" there is quite a bit of manual involvement going on which makes using it a lot closer to jerking off than it is getting a blowjob from a machine.

Pros

  • The toy can be controlled via the easy to use app or by using the buttons
  • It can sync with the corresponding Lovense Nora for coupled play from anywhere in the world
  • The air pumps mimic a sucking sensation & suction control allows for you to fine tune your BJ experience
  • It's simple to use and feels very satisfying
  • It's very easy to clean

Cons

  • The sleeve isn't as nice as Fleshlight Super Skin
  • The air pumps can get tight on the higher settings

#6.  The Fleshlight Launch

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A close second pick is the Fleshlight Launch. 

The only reason this toy is second and not first is that it's much bulkier than the previous option and it doesn't simulate a BJ quite as good as the Kiiroo Onyx.

It also comes with the same price tag and does a fantastic job of providing a hands-free masturbation experience. You simply twist in your favorite Fleshlight, set the suction on the toy to your preference, and get going.

Obviously, your choice in Fleshlight sleeve will make all the difference as to how well this mimics someone sucking your penis. Personally, I find the sleeve of the Turbo makes for the best blowjob simulation when paired with the Launch.

Both toys are great and it's hard to compare them. I do prefer a few main features of the Launch over the Onyx 2.

First off, the bulkiness of the toy is actually a plus for me (since storage isn't an issue since I have a fantastic wife who's more than sympathetic to me owning sex toys). The size of the Launch makes it great to hold on to while it's in use. 

You can control the toy via the Kiiroo app or via the touch-sensitive buttons on the front which are controlled in a unique way.

You almost caress the toy, rather than push buttons. It's unique, to say the least. By using these options you can crank the toy up to it's max speed of 180 strokes per minute.

There are two distinct ways to use this toy, each with their own advantages and disadvantages over the other. Manual or interactive. 

Manual allows you to select the length of the stroke, speed and the starting position of the stroke.

Interactive mode allows you to pair the device with your favorite pornographic video and the toy will mimic the motion of what you're seeing on screen.

 So with the right POV blowjob video and the right sleeve inserted, you can pretty much entirely simulate the entire experience if you're really good with using the manual controls to switch things up as the video goes along.

Here is a video which illustrates how the Fleshlight Launch can simulate fellatio:

There's a lot of great things I can say about this toy and I highly recommend it. You can read my full review if you want to learn more about it.

Pros

  • It's very easy to control by using the touch controls in manual mode
  • Take advantage of interactive mode and the toy will mimic whats being done in pornographic videos
  • It was designed to simulate real sex
  • It's extremely straight forward to use and control
  • You can use it with any full sized Fleshlight sleeve

Cons

  • The size may be a con for many people
  • The new and improved Quickshot Launch is slightly better

Which Toy Feels The Most Realistic?

The Autoblow AI

My #1 Recommendation

Out of all the sex toys that have been designed to mimic a blowjob, there's no toy that compares the the sensations provided by the Autoblow AI.

If you're looking for a toy that you can slip yourself into, press a couple buttons, then lay back & close your eyes or press play on your favorite POV blowjob scene, and let the toy take care of sucking you off, the Autoblow AI is the toy you need.

My absolutely only complaint with this toy is the price. It's a whopping $299.99...

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Best Cheap Blowjob Machines

Update: A lot of people were bugging me to update this post and include some more budget-friendly options. 

The honest to god truth is that the "cheaper" blowjob machines aren't nearly as good as the ones I've mentioned already in this article. 

As a guy that has tried way too many budget sex toys to count, most sex toys that are cheap, don't live up to expectations.

That being said, here's a few budget-friendly blowjob machines that didn't totally let me down.

#1. The Blowjob Master 

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You read that right, this toy promises not only to provide blowjobs, but it promises to do so masterfully.

It doesn't have all of the fancy Bluetooth settings of some of the others on this list, but that also means it is one of the more affordable options out there for those keen to try out an electric blowjob.

The entrance has an opening of 1.75'' while there's 5'' of insertable space to use the toy.

For that reason, it's definitely eligible for the title of Blowjob Master but not necessarily Deep Throat Master.

Another interesting difference with this toy versus others is that it has an explicitly mouth shaped opening that comes with lips and everything but still doesn't cross into uncanny valley territory.

It's also powered by four AAA batteries, so as long as you have some of those kicking around there will be no sitting around staring at the wall charger waiting to use the darn thing.

All of the six different settings can be changed using the simple button interface.

What these settings change is how much the beaded massagers shake & thrust along the shaft of your penis.

The sleeve within is nicely textured for a feeling that definitely is reminiscent of the mouth.

Compared to other toys on this list, you'll need to use a bit more lubricant than you're used to to truly get the most here. The less friction there is the easier it is for the rows of beads to move along your shaft and push the sleeve down where it needs to go. 

It's completely clear, people who'd like a view of the action are well suited to the Blowjob Master. The sleeve can be completely removed & washed separately to make things simple & quick when play time is over.

In my humble opinion, it is a great addition to the world of automatic masturbation sleeves for its no-nonsense design, economical price, and of course the fact that it works great.

Pros

  • It's more affordable than all the other blowjob machines mentioned thus far
  • This blowjob machine has been designed to provide extra stimulation to the tip of your penis
  • It's a great low cost blowjob sex toy
  • The beads inside the toy provide a realistic feel

Cons

  • The insertable space is only 5'' which isn't ideal
  • You'll need to use a fair bit of lube

#2. Control Warming Male Masturbator 

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This toy covers a base that many dick sucking machines leave out entirely: warmth.

If there's one thing a mouth of a living human being is, it's warm, at least to some degree. Nobody ever jumps back when receiving oral sex because it was unexpectedly cold, I'll tell you that much.

This 4 inch automatic masturbator comes with a silicone sleeve, the ability to warm itself up, and ten different settings to control the two powerful motors within.

It's also completely rechargeable, with 60 minutes of charge equaling 60 minutes of play.

Remember the two motors and ten settings I mentioned earlier?

Each motor can be independently controlled and set to any of the ten different settings, for a total of 100 different possible permutations, that's a lot of different ways to try and hone in on a perfect simulated blowjob. 

It doesn't stop there, either: there's a turbo boost button that allows for an instant rev up to the maximum speed, perfect for the moment you're climbing over the hill to ejaculation.

Honestly, the sheer range of different sensations and the soft, warm silicone make it a surprisingly high fidelity oral sex machine.

The lube will get warm as well making it possible to make your BJ as neat or as sloppy as you'd like.

Not to mention, silicone sleeves dry lightning fast so you won't have to leave it out for long before you can put it away.

I wish it was a pinch longer, but besides that it is truly in a class of it's own.

Pros

  • It's not too expensive
  • Has built in warming capabilities to mimic the feelings of real oral sex
  • The silicone masturbation sleeve is super easy to clean
  • It has 2 different built-in motors
  • There are 10 different settings to play around with
  • The battery life and charge time are both 60 minutes

Cons

  • The insertable space is only 4'' so deep throat is not an option
  • Lots of lube is required for this silicone masturbator

#3. The Cobra Libre II

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Are you a fan of a having someone tongue the tip of your penis?

The Cobra Libre II is a toy that's all about the head game.

This blowjob toy is a great option for stimulating the tip of the penis, especially the frenulum.

The Cobra Libre treats the underside of the penis very splendidly, while still giving a sensation kind of like that circular tongue thing anyone who's gotten a memorable BJ is all too familiar with.

It's 100% waterproof, which makes it great for shower play.

In fact, I'd say its best used in the shower because it's pretty much the only way you can finish inside the toy without having a huge mess on your hands, or stomach if I had to be more accurate.

You need to use lubricant with this toy which is a bit of a downside, but to be fair, most of. the toys on this list require the use of lube or at least aren't at their full potential without it.

After you lube yourself up and turn it on you have two methods of using the toy: 

  • Toy can be used while standing up/sitting down placing the toy at a lateral angle
  • Or lay down and bring the toy down onto your penis.

I personally like to use it while standing up, this way the effect of gravity on the toy brings more pleasurable sensations to the entire head of my penis as opposed to more of the pressure going onto the tip.

It's definitely worth experimenting for yourself, as there are probably more ways of using this toy. These are just my two preferred methods.

The Libre is a great toy to incorporate with regular masturbation of your shaft.

When I'm feeling creative and want to mimic some of the tantalizing sensations of oral that my wife normally provides for me, the Cobra Libre II is the toy I reach for.

Pros

  • A fantastic oral sex toy for stimulating the head of your penis
  • Feels just like someone is tonging the underside of your frenulum
  • It's great for using in conjunction with different toys such as the Quickshot or cock rings
  • The toy is 100% waterproof
  • The battery life is quite long
  • The Libre is very easy to clean since it's waterproof

Cons

  • The toys is quite limited in what it can do
  • The price could be a bit lower

#4. The Colt Mighty Mouth 

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Here's an interesting one for us, it even comes with a suction cup so we have the option of attaching it to a wall and thrusting away merrily without needing our hands at all.

This 100% body-safe silicone vibrating blowjob simulator with an internal length of 4.5'' has a bundled in vibrator with over 30 different settings, nice!

When I used it, I found the entrance way to be nice and tight which lends itself to an air of intensity right off the bat.

Unlike some machines that rely almost entirely on the friction caused by movement, simply being inside this thing while it vibrates is enough to slowly bring me to orgasm.

It is a great toy when it comes to creating external sexual tension, turning any boring wank off session into a fully fledged experience complete with ups, downs, and of course an explosive finish.

The sleeve design has many different outcroppings, described as "flicking tongues", which initially kind of put me on edge. Any toy that tries to go the tongue route usually ends up being just plain weird. In reality though they're just large bumps for an intense & specially textured experience, they just did a poor job naming them.

I highly recommend using it in the shower, it'll stay lubed up with warm water and you can even keep washing yourself while you hump away, perfect for those times where I want a shower wank but also don't want to be in there all morning.

The different settings aren't necessarily placed in ascending order, they are slightly random, so there are some times where I fiddle with the settings for a bit longer than I'd like to.

Besides that, I'm actually surprised it took me as long as it did for me to hear about this thing. It's also larger than most other toys on this list, but that's because it needs to extend from whatever surface you attach it to for comfort, just keep that in mind before you end up with a toy much larger than you expected.

Pros

  • It's very reasonably priced
  • An amazing toy for using in the shower
  • Comes with over 30 different settings
  • Inside of the sleeve feels absolutely orgasmic
  • The toy is 100% waterproof

Cons

  • The internal length is only 4.5'''
  • The price could be lowered a pinch

#5. Roto Bator Mouth 

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Here's another blowjob toy that comes complete with lips & all. It's fully automatic, comes at a pretty decent price point, and does a few motions that not all others on this list can say they can accomplish.

If you want a blow job machine that'll do all of the work for you, this is the toy for you. It's made from TPR and can even be recharged once you're all done.

What truly separates this toy from the others is the sheer range of motion it has. As the name suggests, the toy can rotate around at settings that are insanely customizable.

It can rotate, reverse rotate, and there's even nine different rotation patterns to choose from. This applies friction to the internal sleeve which is dotted with hundreds of hairlike protrusions for the wank of a lifetime.

I'm not usually the type to fall for gimmicks, but it also puts on an entertaining light show with the help of some LEDs.

These LEDs change depending on where the toy is in the movement cycle, the LEDs can be used as a good indicator of how relatively powerful/varied any particular setting is because the LEDs will change at a faster rate.

Men of any size can make use of this toy, those on the bigger end might have to use a bit more lube than others but it is accommodating and absolutely sinful to use.

I was worried the rotating motor would be nothing to write home about, and while it definitely isn't the most powerful toy of all time, it certainly isn't like putting your penis in a small washing machine on tumble dry.

While this toy is definitely pretty decent, it's definitely not quite as good as some of the more high quality options on this list.

I really think making the investment into a quality blowjob machine is the right move if you can afford it.

When it comes to investing into a machine that sucks your penis, the comparison to real life I'd make would be purchasing an upscale lady to service your manhood for a couple hundred bucks or getting some dirty dumpster lady to suck you off behind the 7/11 for like a $25 plus shipping.

Ultimately, we live in a free capitalist society, so the choice is yours.

Pros

  • The mouth orifice provides a realistic feel
  • The sleeve is big enough to accommodate men of all shapes and sizes
  • The different rotation patterns provide a high level of realism
  • The buttons on the toy are super easy to use

Cons

  • The LED's might be a con for some since they reduce the stealth factor

#6. The Fun Zone Vulcan 

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(seriously though... there's better toys on this list)

If you aren't willing to drop a huge portion of your paycheck on a blowjob sex toy just yet, rest assured that there are options out there for you to get your rocks off without breaking the bank.

This is the most affordably priced BJ simulator I've been able to find that's actually worth stopping to check out.

The inner canal is a tight & cozy 0.75'' in diameter, so the feeling of having some lips around your shaft is pretty much guaranteed here, and there's 5'' of internal space to enjoy within the toy.

It's made of a TPE material similar to Fleshlight's although it is noticeably more synthetic feeling. For the price, that's to be expected.

The vibrator within helps make the textured sleeve caress your member while in use, but it isn't the best when it comes to replicating a real life oral sex.

It may feel like a nice time, don't get me wrong, but it isn't quite a real blowjob.

I consider this to be a step up from your run of the mill male sex toy, but it falls a bit short of a true contender for a cock sucking machine. If you want a cheap option to scratch an itch, it works.

Otherwise, try one of the other higher ranked on this list.

I can't stress enough, I really don't recommend opting for a "cheap" sex toys if you can afford one of the higher quality (& higher priced), it's an investment worth making. 

Quality sex toys last for years, where as cheap sex toys typically don't last very long at all.

Pros

  • The lowest cost blowjob machine on this list
  • The lifelike TPE provides a level of pleasure just like Fleshlights patented Super Skin
  • It's extremely simple to use
  • The battery life isn't bad at all considering the price

Cons

  • The sleeve might be a bit too cozy for some since it's only 5'' in length and 0.75'' in diameter
  • It's the least realistic feeling option on this list

Blowjob Machine Frequently Asked Questions

Update: We've received several inquiries via email from readers with questions regarding these machines.

This made it clear to me that my original post left many questions unanswered. This section is meant to clear the air and alleviate any potential concerns.

What exactly is a "blowjob machine"?

Answer: Plain and simple, a blowjob machine is a male sex toy that has been designed to mimic the feeling of a blowjob.

BJ machines come in all shapes and sizes and they all function slightly differently. 

Besides the obvious fact that these toys were designed to mimic oral sex, these toys can be a bit intimidating to most men, due to all the moving parts involved, that story you hear about someone's cousin losing their arm in a mechanical accident? The feeling of hearing that story is something the feeling I get when I look at some of the more sleazy options there are out there, except I'm not worried about losing my arm.

Each and every product on this list is safe and there's no risk to your genitals whatsoever. Lube will prevent chafing or any minor discomfort in some cases, but you're never going to walk away a changed man (physically, at least). Not all blowjob machines are created equally though, so do your research before buying. 

Anything that calls itself a blowjob machine is pretty simple, it uses some kind of mechanized action to stimulate part or the entirety of the penis. How they choose to accomplish this task is what varies from toy to toy, and I'll be sure to explain the intricacies of each one so you know what you're getting yourself into.

With moving parts involved, automatic blowjob machines are not a toy I'd cheap out on price wise. Investing in a high quality blowjob toy is well worth it for the peace of mind you get knowing you're not going to harm your manhood.

Do blowjob machines actually feel realistic?

First off all, not all sex toys are made equal. So some blowjob sex toys feel a lot more realistic than others.

I'm not going to flat out lie to you and say that these toys mimic the feeling of a blowjob to a T. Anyone who does say this is either lying to you or hasn't had the benefit of receiving fellatio themselves to compare it against (or they haven't actually tested the products they are recommending like I have). Heck, even how a blowjob feels varies between who's giving it. None of these machines will ever perfectly replicate a human mouth in feel and lubrication, they just can't. None of them have teeth either, so it's give and take.

That being said, these machines do a pretty fine job at mimicking the sucking sensation of someone else sucking you off. While not all of them feel exactly like a real mouth, several of the blowjob machines which made this list do a good job at simulating the experience of receiving oral sex through automation. Usually, you have to put at least one hand on the toy, not unlike having your hand on someone's head, and the process is completely out of your hands, which also ticks another box a real life blowjob does.

How exactly do blowjob machines work?

Answer: A true blowjob machine works to best replicate the dynamic and welcoming feeling of oral sex. Typically, they use some form of rhythmic movement in a way that only covers as much ground as a typical mouth+tongue combination could do. For the Autoblow AI, that means a moving cylinder on a special sleeve while for the Oynx Plus it means any of 10 different rings can contract and expand to pre-programmed patterns for a firm yet comfy experience.

What's the difference between a blowjob machine and a regular male masturbator?

Answer: While not all blowjob machines are precisely the same, most of the high-end options require little movement on the part of the user, whereas a normal male masturbator is simply an upgrade over using your hand. Male masturbators also typically focuses more on being a good alternative for a vagina when a blowjob machine focuses more on being a good alternative for the mouth.

Are blowjob machines safe?

Answer: These toys are completely safe, some of the GIFs might seem intense but they're typically being shown at the top settings for maximum effect plus the fact that there's always a sleeve between you and the actual mechanisms at work. The sleeves work as an important safety barrier while also increasing pleasure.

Can/should you use a condom while using a BJ simulator?

Answer: In short, you can wear a condom, but it isn't an absolute must.

There's nothing stopping you from using a condom with these toys. Some people seek out condoms to make cleanup easier, reduce the burden on having a bottle of lube around, as well as ensure no strange sex toy ingredients make their way into their body. I can't knock that approach at all, but it isn't completely necessary. The sleeve effectively acts the same way a condom would but isn't disposable. The materials that make up the sleeves are typically TPE or TPE/Silicone blends that have no adverse effects on the male reproductive system with consistent exposure (learn more about safe sex toy materials here)

Will these blowjob sex toys work for men with erectile dysfunction?

Answer:  While not all blowjob machines are precisely the same, most of the high-end options require little movement on the part of the user for the best blowjob experience, whereas typical male sex toys are simply an upgrade over using your hand. A male sex toy also typically focuses more on being a good alternative for a vagina when a blowjob machine focuses more on being a good alternative for the mouth.

Are blowjobs machines suitable for men with Peyronie's Disease (curvature of the penis)?

Answer: Typically a blowjob simulator is not designed with men who have an extreme penis curvature. Due to the design of the sleeves, they work best with a straight penis.

That being said, depending on the degree of curvature, you may be safe to use these toys. Just be sure to use extra caution (with any types of sex toys) as you do not want to cause more trauma to your penis, which could exacerbate the scar tissue in your penis.

How often can you use these toys (safely)?

Answer: So long as you use adequate amounts of lube there's really no limit to how often this toy can be used safely, but one's definition of safely can vary wildly. If someone uses enough lube and doesn't use it in a strange way, the chance of long term damage or his penis breaking is next to 0. That's not to say overuse of these types of devices can't lead to things like changes in sensitivity or mental sexual exhaustion. Nothing really bad will ever happen when using these toys, your penis will always be A-OK. Your overall sexual systems might change a little to reflect consistent use, moderation and listening to your body is key to maintaining a healthy relationship between you and any toys you have.

How easy blowjob machines to clean?

Answer: Blowjob simulators are extremely easy to clean thanks to their perfectly cylindrical design that allows for a good rinse with warm water to make it as good as new. Mild soaps are recommended, anything that's not explicitly labeled as mild is too strong and might impact the sleeve. Since the sleeves on these toys are often reversible the inevitable drying phase is cut short significantly, something that's a huge plus in our books.

Final Thoughts

Hopefully after reading this guide you'll have a much better idea of the many blowjob machines that are available and ideally it's made choosing between the best blowjob machines much easier for you.

For guys that want to enjoy a hands-free masturbation experience, it's definitely something I'd recommend everyone try. Blowjob machines are just one of many types of male masturbators that can take your masturbation game to new heights.  Within one of the options on this list, the best blowjob machine for you is hiding.

If only the 17-year-old me laying in bed at night wistfully wishing a blowjob would could his way knew of what awaited him in the future. I'd of saved a lot more of my lawn-mowing money and probably skipped a few questionable sexual encounters. Jokes aside, I really enjoy the full range of stimulation that these toys are able to provide and I really do think they are worthwhile additions to the sex toy industry instead of just a marketing ploy.

The Autoblow AI

My #1 Recommendation

  • Uses artificial intelligence to mimic the real sensations of a blowjob
  • Unlimited battery life since it plugs right into a wall adapter (1 meter cord)
  • Actually feels pretty close to the feelings of a real blowjob
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About Don Watson

My name is Don Watson and I love to support my wife Angela's passion for human sexuality. It pays dividends for me personally and I enjoy writing about the topic as I'm a sexual person by nature. I concern myself with everything on the website that has to do with the male reproductive system to compliment my wife's female-oriented content. Have any questions? You can contact me via email.

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Alice Bloom - March 11, 2020 Reply

That is insane! I never knew there were so many options out there! My boyfriend wants to try one while we’re together and I think it will be fun. 😉 I’ll probably choose one from this list for him 🙂

Mark K - February 28, 2021 Reply

Based on your reviews, my wife and I are now looking at the Kiiroo Onyx+. We have several Fleshlights we use specifically to simulate intercourse while watching Playboy videos (we subscribe to Playboy Plus and would love to see you guys review their website at some point – we really love it.) With the Onyx+ we are really intrigued by the idea of trying out a blowjob simulator for me, and think that VR could be fun to explore. My wife would also love to know what Angela thought of the Onyx and vibrator set as a couples toy. We love the idea there is a couples option to purchase with a vibrator!

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