The Most Quiet Vibrators:

While a lot of these toys are pretty similar in noise level, I bet at least a few of you want me to figure out which is precisely the quietest. I immediately knew the Lush would occupy the #1 spot on this list since when I first got it I very quickly noticed just how quiet it was and I've used it as a benchmark to test other vibrators against. Plain and simple, the Lush is the quietest without contest.

At first I'd have thought that the quietness of the toy would be at the expense of power, but that isn't entirely the case with the Lush. I personally find it to have an extremely high ceiling for maximum intensity and when you're using this toy as designed (wearing it) it's practically silent.

Whenever my husband and I do the kinky thing and I end up leaving the house wearing this toy I'm never ever worried about anyone becoming wise to the game that's currently afoot. There was this one time where Don caught me off guard and our waiter ended up asking me if I was OK because I suddenly dipped forward while ordering dinner, I honestly wish I could have told him it was for a pleasurable reason as opposed to playing it off as minor nausea.

The Tango is a pinch louder than the Lush, and the noise it does give off is much more stereotypical of a vibrator. None the less, it's probably the most power you can get out of a toy at this level of noise. This bullet vibrator definitely has a lot going for it.

I'd say that if you were really worried all you'd need is a heavy blanket on top of yourself to mask any noise that this little bugger does make. It's actually a really strong toy even when compared to full sized vibrators which surprised me, it does more for me internally than I ever expected a bullet vibrator to be able to deliver.

Shape & design is what I think factors into how subjectively powerful this thing can go. It's made from ABS plastic as opposed to silicone which can absorb a bit of any given motor's power before passing it on to us ladies and the lipstick shape makes it extremely easy to properly channel the vibrations to greatest effect.

I'd very much recommend it if the wearable aspect of the Lush above doesn't quite appeal to you.

If you were starting to get worried that there'd only be teeny-tiny toys on this list, rest easy. Full sized toys have gotten in on the quietness game, they do tend towards the upper limit of the 50 db range but the Nora definitely performs the best out of all possible full-sized options.

There are two portions of this toy responsible for the noise creation, each controlled with their own respective buttons on the toy. The clitoral arm is ridiculously quiet, to the point where I doubt it'll make much of an issue for those with even the thinnest of walls. The insertable portion of the toy is a bit of another story, though. It rotates as opposed to vibrating, so while it's out of your body there is definitely a noticeable whirring noise. However, if you only turn this feature on while it is inserted and make sure to turn it off before removing the toy, it's not too big of a deal.

Using the Lovense Remote app to custom tailor both ends to suit just how much noise you think you can get away with is also an option with the Nora that shouldn't be understated. With a bit of experimentation and planning ahead, you can have a solid game plan come time to pluck a few orgasms out.

When it's absolutely necessary you have a quiet vibrator that you can insert, the Mona 2 consistently delivers on this front. It's meant to target the G-spot with extreme prejudice, so you might have to cover your mouth, it's hard to not make a peep when the Mona 2 is on the prowl.

I think because the vibrations are targeted more towards the end of the toy as opposed to the entire shaft contributes to why it's so quiet. As opposed to having to put in an extremely strong motor that'll radiate power outwards Lelo chose instead to have just the right size motor at the front only. There's something in the realm 4.5 inches of insertable space to take advantage of. Instead of going for outlandish ribs or strange textures and hundreds of miscellaneous extra arms the Mona 2 decided to excel at being your standard almost-straight vibrator style of toy. It may be fairly standard, but it's far from run-of-the-mill.

What I like a lot about the Mona 2 is while many toys have different patterns of a set intensity, each of the six different settings on the Mona 2 can have their intensities played with, making it probably one of the more versatile toys on this list as far as different sensations is concerned.

The Rave is another G-spot massager, it's just a bit shorter than the Mona 2. Since it's meant for targeted G-spot vibrations, the motor is pretty specialized which keeps things on the quiet side. It's actually about as loud as the Tango even at higher settings, which is very nice.

With an excellent curve and a shape perfect for tracking down the ever elusive G-spot, I find that the Rave can be a real hoot if used properly. By this I mean that it's very much a toy that should be used while laying down. It's fairly difficult to use it in any other position, so unless you happened to have taken gymnastics for a few years as a girl I don't recommend giving it a shot.

This one definitely stuck out in my head when I was brainstorming which toys I was going to select for this list. Over time I've became extremely intimated acquainted with all the Rave can do and just how to best use all 10 of the different patterns for a wonderfully sinful time in the bedroom.

Women were clearly consulted at some point during the design phase, if not entirely designed by women because this toy gets a lot of things right. The gentle curvature is perfect and while it's hard to see in the picture, there are ridges along the sides of the toy that  any seasoned expert will use to great effect with a slight twist of the wrist.

Love it!