Squirting Dildos:
A Simple Guide To Ejaculating Dildos

A squirting dildo can be a dildo of any shape and size, the only thing that makes a squirting dildo unique is that it has a place for storing mock-up semen and a way of delivering it through to the tip of the toy.

There's really not much else to their use other than the fact that they allow you to tick off a few more boxes on your sexual desire list when it comes to using a dildo.

They vary in how they deliver the ejaculate, some have a sort of pump on the bottom that you push for a somewhat realistic experience while others are connected to a syringe via a tube that allows you to push the plunger down and deliver your pseudo semen at the rate you'd like in whatever position is most comfortable for you personally.

If you plan on getting the most out of your experience with your squirting dildo, you'll need to adequately prepare.

This means completely filling the compartment on the dildo with your liquid of choice before getting down to business. Some people like to warm their lube a little bit before putting it in, and if you plan on doing this I must caution you to make sure you don't overheat it and burn your insides. Anything past seven seconds in a microwave is in the danger zone.

The next part is to make sure you understand exactly how your specific squirting dildo works. This means check if it works via hand pump at the base of the device, a button found somewhere else along the device, or by pushing down the plunger on a syringe. It'd be bad to get to exactly where you'd want to be but then ruin the mood by fumbling with a dildo you didn't take the proper time to figure out. Most sex toys of this type will have a suction cup base to allow you to have some hands free to actuate the mechanism of ejaculation.

Here's an option that I keep coming back to time and time again:

The Bust It squirting dildo is a realistic dildo which is realistic both in the way it looks as well as in the way it functions. For me this dildo is the perfect size and shape to suit my fancy. It's just the right insertable length and girth for me. It measures 8.5 inches total (6.5" insertable length) with a girth of 6 inches. This length includes the suction cup at the base of this realistic dildo.

The syringe provided allows you to empty the fake cum with some pressure which makes it a great realistic ejaculating dildo overall, it's all there minus the moaning man that would typically accompany it. Some realistic squirting action is extremely easy to take advantage of once you get the hang of how hard to press down on the plunger.

The Doc Johnson Bust It comes with a small bottle of "Bust It Nut Butter" which admittedly doesn't taste great in my opinion. However, it does kind of taste a bit like semen which is what it's supposed to emulate so they kind of nailed it in that regard.

I personally prefer to use Master Series "Jizz" as I find it tastes much better and is just as realistic looking both texture and color wise.

This ejaculating dildo is by far the most realistic looking squirting dildo I have in my collection.

The Amazing Squirting Realistic Cock is a mountable dildo that I recently purchased. The only reason it's not higher on the list is because I only just received it before writing this article.

It's absolutely perfect if you're craving a toy that looks exactly like a real penis with a suction cup base to boot.

Something I've admittedly used this toy in the past for is filming videos for my husband while he's away. Since it looks so realistic, it's a great toy for filming sexy videos for your partner (if that happens to be your thing). Not to mention, the cumshot at the end is something you can play around with depending on what your partner likes.

Anyways, if you're looking for a squirting dildo that is both life-like and satisfying, this is the one I'd recommend. It's by far the most realistic looking dildo that I own.

It's a little bit on the shorter side in-terms of dildos (or average in-terms of men) and measures 7 inches (5.5" insertable length) long. Considering realism is what they we're after when creating this toy, I'd say they nailed it as the average penis size for men is just over 5 inches.

The Deep Dickin Derek is a toy I picked up towards the end of 2018.

I was originally introduced to this toy by a friend of mine who owns one. She gave me a "demo" of how the toy works and I decided immediately that I had to have one (especially since it costs under $30).

The way this realistic ejaculating dildo works is you fill the toy up with your favorite brand of fake semen and simply squeeze the balls when you want the toy to ejaculate.

I'm not 100% sure how it works to be quite honest with you. From what I can tell, when I squeeze the balls and release there is pressure that builds up inside the toy when you squeeze, and when I release the toy will shoot the liquid inside.

It's quite a bit longer than the other two toys mentioned in this article, it measures a whopping 12 inches (9.5" insertable length). This is quite long in my opinion, but that might be quite appealing for some readers. If you're into a squirting dildo with a little extra length and don't mind the lack of suction cup, you'll absolutely love this option.

For my taste it's a bit on the long side, not only that but it's not the most realistic looking dildo. I personally am more of a vibrator kind of girl and when I reach for a dildo it's because I want some added realism. This toy isn't as life-life as the other two toys mentioned.

It's hard to find good squirting dildos made of a safe material like silicone instead of a porous, unsafe material like PVC. Even harder than that is finding one that vibrates on top of its realistic squirting capabilities.

That's exactly why the Big Shot is such a stand out as as realistic squirting dildo that both squirts and vibrates. It really has everything you could ever need, suction cup base included. Of the 8 inch total it has 6 inches of insertable length and it has a width of 1.625 inches, the Big Shot is an above average boy, no doubt about it.

When it comes to the vibrating features there are a total of ten different patterns to switch through and it's powered by a rechargeable USB battery. Charge time is about an hour and a half for a similar amount of usage time.

There's a pretty novel delivery system on this realistic ejaculating dildo, simply press a button on the base to release your payload and enjoy the ensuing mess you've created. After that just refill the toy from the base and you're good to go for round two.

For the most features in an easy to use package, the Big Shot has it made.