A Simple Guide To Ejaculating Dildos
Written by: Angela Watson | Updated: March 3rd, 2020
In A Hurry? Here's Our #1 Squirting Dildo:
For it's realistic size and full junk complete with ejaculation via syringe, The Bust It by Doc Johnson takes home the distinction of being the best squirting dildo.
It manages to avoid the uncanny valley and it's mountable to boot, something a lot of squirting dildos can learn from. The fact that it's made from body-safe silicone in an extremely realistic package already put it as a contender for my favorite.
Making it cum is as simple as a button press, anyone who wants to try and make a better dildo has a lot to overcome to beat the Bust It.
Sex toys can do pretty much anything these days, the dildo industry has gone absolutely balls-out (pun very, very intended) as far as the sheer variety and features you can find. There's dildos in nearly every shape, color, and size.
Now thanks to the advancement of synthetic materials there's just about every kind of different feel and texture to boot so if you really wanted you can get pretty close to replicating the real experience of being penetrated by a human being, or even use a dildo that's based on a fantasy character.
However, there is one kind of sensation that dildos haven't been able to replicate until very recently: the feeling of ejaculation. To make up for the lack of money shot there are hundreds of cum squirting dildos now available to fulfill the desire to have a satisfying finish without any of the risks of unwanted pregnancy or sexually transmitted diseases. That's right, a dildo that cums. How's that for a realistic dildo?
I've had the privilege of being able to use several different ejaculating dildos over the past few years with mixed reviews. Many products I've tried we're good quality realistic looking dildos, while others left me pretty disappointed.
In this article I'm going to be covering everything you need to know about squirting dildos and I'll also be covering my top 3 favorite models.
Maybe you're a little confused as to what exactly cum squirting dildos are and how they work, so I'll break it down for you...
What Is A Squirting Dildo?
A squirting dildo can be a dildo of any shape and size, the only thing that makes a squirting dildo unique is that it has a place for storing mock-up semen and a way of delivering it through to the tip of the toy.
There's really not much else to their use other than the fact that they allow you to tick off a few more boxes on your sexual desire list when it comes to using a dildo.
They vary in how they deliver the ejaculate, some have a sort of pump on the bottom that you push for a somewhat realistic experience while others are connected to a syringe via a tube that allows you to push the plunger down and deliver your pseudo semen at the rate you'd like in whatever position is most comfortable for you personally.
What Exactly Is Being Squirted?
My biggest question when I first looked into cum squirting dildos was what exactly am I going to use as the fake cum? I understand that its mocked up to look as close to human semen as possible, but its not like you get a packet of sterile donor jizz with every purchase that you then have to make a standing order for. What exactly comes out of these things?
Most people use common lubricants because of how easy they are to obtain and the fact that they'll help the experience go more smoothly. What you need to consider when finding out what kind of lubricant you're going to use is that it is both safe for the body and safe on your toy. For instance, silicone based lubes are not to be used with silicone based dildos and some materials don't respond well to oil based lubes like latex or certain rubber products. Ensure that the ejaculate of choice won't irritate the skin or cause a bacterial infection inside your vagina, I cannot stress this point enough.
Others choose to buy specific "cum lubricants" that look explicitly like cum while some buy a powdered lubricant product and then mix it with the desired amount of water to get the consistency they like best.
Here are some cum lubes I've tried if you'd like to learn more about them.
How An Ejaculating Dildo Works
If you plan on getting the most out of your experience with your squirting dildo, you'll need to adequately prepare.
This means completely filling the compartment on the dildo with your liquid of choice before getting down to business. Some people like to warm their lube a little bit before putting it in, and if you plan on doing this I must caution you to make sure you don't overheat it and burn your insides. Anything past seven seconds in a microwave is in the danger zone.
The next part is to make sure you understand exactly how your specific squirting dildo works. This means check if it works via hand pump at the base of the device, a button found somewhere else along the device, or by pushing down the plunger on a syringe. It'd be bad to get to exactly where you'd want to be but then ruin the mood by fumbling with a dildo you didn't take the proper time to figure out. Most sex toys of this type will have a suction cup base to allow you to have some hands free to actuate the mechanism of ejaculation.
Of course, you don't need to fill the device every single time, it is still a dildo after all and will function just fine without anything inside.
The Best Squirting Dildos I've Tried
I've admittedly only every purchased a few different ejaculating dildos (one of them was pretty crappy) so there's only a few sex toys that I can recommend.
That being said I've had a good experience with the following toys.
#1 - The Bust It by Doc Johnson (My Top Pick)
Here's an option that I keep coming back to time and time again:
The Bust It squirting dildo is a realistic dildo which is realistic both in the way it looks as well as in the way it functions. For me this dildo is the perfect size and shape to suit my fancy. It's just the right insertable length and girth for me. It measures 8.5 inches total (6.5" insertable length) with a girth of 6 inches. This length includes the suction cup at the base of this realistic dildo.
The syringe provided allows you to empty the fake cum with some pressure which makes it a great realistic ejaculating dildo overall, it's all there minus the moaning man that would typically accompany it. Some realistic squirting action is extremely easy to take advantage of once you get the hang of how hard to press down on the plunger.
The Doc Johnson Bust It comes with a small bottle of "Bust It Nut Butter" which admittedly doesn't taste great in my opinion. However, it does kind of taste a bit like semen which is what it's supposed to emulate so they kind of nailed it in that regard.
I personally prefer to use Master Series "Jizz" as I find it tastes much better and is just as realistic looking both texture and color wise.
#2 - The Amazing Squirting Realistic Cock by Doc Johnson
This ejaculating dildo is by far the most realistic looking squirting dildo I have in my collection.
The Amazing Squirting Realistic Cock is a mountable dildo that I recently purchased. The only reason it's not higher on the list is because I only just received it before writing this article.
It's absolutely perfect if you're craving a toy that looks exactly like a real penis with a suction cup base to boot.
Something I've admittedly used this toy in the past for is filming videos for my husband while he's away. Since it looks so realistic, it's a great toy for filming sexy videos for your partner (if that happens to be your thing). Not to mention, the cumshot at the end is something you can play around with depending on what your partner likes.
Anyways, if you're looking for a squirting dildo that is both life-like and satisfying, this is the one I'd recommend. It's by far the most realistic looking dildo that I own.
It's a little bit on the shorter side in-terms of dildos (or average in-terms of men) and measures 7 inches (5.5" insertable length) long. Considering realism is what they we're after when creating this toy, I'd say they nailed it as the average penis size for men is just over 5 inches.
#3 - The Deep Dickin Derek by Sexflesh (Most Popular)
The Deep Dickin Derek is a toy I picked up towards the end of 2018.
I was originally introduced to this toy by a friend of mine who owns one. She gave me a "demo" of how the toy works and I decided immediately that I had to have one (especially since it costs under $30).
The way this realistic ejaculating dildo works is you fill the toy up with your favorite brand of fake semen and simply squeeze the balls when you want the toy to ejaculate.
I'm not 100% sure how it works to be quite honest with you. From what I can tell, when I squeeze the balls and release there is pressure that builds up inside the toy when you squeeze, and when I release the toy will shoot the liquid inside.
It's quite a bit longer than the other two toys mentioned in this article, it measures a whopping 12 inches (9.5" insertable length). This is quite long in my opinion, but that might be quite appealing for some readers. If you're into a squirting dildo with a little extra length and don't mind the lack of suction cup, you'll absolutely love this option.
For my taste it's a bit on the long side, not only that but it's not the most realistic looking dildo. I personally am more of a vibrator kind of girl and when I reach for a dildo it's because I want some added realism. This toy isn't as life-life as the other two toys mentioned.
#4 - Big Shot Silicone Vibrating Squirting Dildo
It's hard to find good squirting dildos made of a safe material like silicone instead of a porous, unsafe material like PVC. Even harder than that is finding one that vibrates on top of its realistic squirting capabilities.
That's exactly why the Big Shot is such a stand out as as realistic squirting dildo that both squirts and vibrates. It really has everything you could ever need, suction cup base included. Of the 8 inch total it has 6 inches of insertable length and it has a width of 1.625 inches, the Big Shot is an above average boy, no doubt about it.
When it comes to the vibrating features there are a total of ten different patterns to switch through and it's powered by a rechargeable USB battery. Charge time is about an hour and a half for a similar amount of usage time.
There's a pretty novel delivery system on this realistic ejaculating dildo, simply press a button on the base to release your payload and enjoy the ensuing mess you've created. After that just refill the toy from the base and you're good to go for round two.
For the most features in an easy to use package, the Big Shot has it made.
Tips When Using Ejaculating Dildos
Much like real sex, things can get pretty messy pretty quickly with a squirting dildo. I absolutely don't advocate for holding back and denying yourself the full experience on offer, but you should definitely be mindful of the mess you're about to create by choosing to use any sex toy on this list. Be sure to check out our personal lubricant guide to see which lube will work for your squirting dildo, its mostly just a matter of not using silicone based lubes with silicone toys.
Be mindful of how much you've filled your sex toys. While it might seem like the obvious choice to fill it to the brim each and every time, any leftover lube is essentially wasted and you might be more apt to indiscriminately use more lube than you really enjoy using if you completely fill it each time. You can quarter fill or half fill most toys and have only minimal different in overall experience.
Planning ahead can reduce the amount of post-orgasm regret you have once you realize you just painted your entire bedroom full of fake spunk. This means putting a towel down anywhere you expect to get some splash damage or even something massive like bed sheets so you can roll around indiscriminately while you go at it.
The next step is to thoroughly clean the dildo of the leftover lube. Even if you squirted all of it out, there's still lube leftover on the walls of the holding tank that will eventually go bad or crust up and reduce the appeal of your toy over the long term. So, you should remove any plugs on the tank or if you have one of the better toys the whole tank itself and make sure all of the lube is completely cleaned out and then ensure you allow it to properly dry before returning it back to its original position.
Once you've done all that, you've successfully had a romp with a squirting dildo. Nice!
If you need a bit of a refresher or want some tips on the best practices when using a dildo, you can check out our guide on how to use a dildo.
Ejaculating dildos are loads of fun and I really like being able to use them to help make my sex toy experiences closer to the real thing. These toys come in just about every size imaginable, I personally tend towards the ones that measure 7 inches but the choice is yours.
As far as their benefits go, they're a fantastic way to fulfill any pent up fantasies without the risks of unprotected sex. You can also tailor the ingredients that go inside the dildo to be of nearly any consistency, flavor, and color of your choice so there's no limit on that front, and they can be an interesting addition to any couple's bedroom war chest.
Those who want that feeling of nut butter easing up through them should be happy to know that there's an ejaculating dildo out there for them. If you can't seem to find one that's perfect for you, don't hesitate to leave a comment below, I might just know one or two.
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