The Best Aneros Buyers Guide:

For those who like the shape of the original but don't want to commit to such a behemoth toy, the Progasm Jr is just the right answer for you. It's a much better middle of the road option that should satisfy a large section of the prostate milking population.

The width of the tip is 0.9 inches while the second bump comes in at 1.18 inches wide, so the second bump is in fact larger than the first, something somewhat atypical for prostate massagers.

I think this is because the second bulb sits closer to the underside of the prostate while the other bulb sits near the top, effectively channeling the gland into the little valley for a very memorable experience.

Nearly the exact same deal as the Vice, the DeVice only differs in the fact that it is a solid piece of silicone so there's no inclusion of a vibrator.

This makes for a bit more structural integrity but overall the toy is the same great experience as it's partner in crime. If you had the Vice and didn't turn it on it'd be pretty much a 1:1 replica of the DeVice.

Still, this intermediate level prostate massager has all of the right dimensions at 4 inches long and 1.30 inches wide that I'm glad they gave the option for people to choose to not go with the vibrating one.

The Aneros Helix series by Aneros is without a doubt the most beginner-friendly line of sex toys to get started with. They're small but still very effectively shaped & curved to still be more than worthwhile.

Having a significant enough handle to manipulate the toy while in use makes up for the small size, just know a little more exploration might be needed compared to a more massive toy. Luckily it's stature also makes it easy to insert for wonderful prostate orgasms. This is the regular Trident made from ABS plastic as well, so it's going to be a firm ride. If you prefer silicone, keep on scrolling to the Helix Syn Trident.

All the same, this prostate massager has duly earned its place in the huge landscape that is anal toys.

As my first Aneros toy, the Syn Trident showed me that a smaller toy can provide all of the pleasure of a larger one, and maybe even a little more with the right technique.

Aneros was previously a medical supply company, they know about the body's shape. The Aneros Helix series is in my opinion where they best demonstrate that knowledge, it's a seriously powerful toy perfectly cast for some raunchy prostate fun.

I personally prefer their silicone toys to their ABS plastic ones, but different strokes, right?

You can read my review of the Syn Trident if you'd like to learn more.

MGX Trident has one noticeable difference from the other Aneros toys, and that's the textured stem. In practice, these ridges have the ability to help keep more lube wicked between the grooves which should reduce how much lube you burn through.

It's not the widest toy at the tip, but that's not what it's going for. It's all about pinpoint and targeted stimulation meant to tease & slowly bring a man over the edge.

The MAMA contouring allows for motion in any direction so know what you're getting into before taking the plunge.

Now, this toy has a whole bunch more going for it than you'd think. Part of this toy uses what they call MAMA contouring which makes for a much more dynamic experience compared to other toys.

Instead of just in/out and up/down movements, the shape of the toy allows for some serious side to side movement as well. It's more or less 1 inch wide throughout and makes for some interesting bedroom play.

The Trident arms help anchor the toy in place for it to pivot within the user, I personally think it's a nice touch because it shows off the side to side movement much better thanks to them.

Now, this toy has a whole bunch more going for it than you'd think. Part of this toy uses what they call MAMA contouring which makes for a much more dynamic experience compared to other toys.

Instead of just in/out and up/down movements, the shape of the toy allows for some serious side to side movement as well. It's more or less 1'' wide throughout and makes for some interesting bedroom play.

The Trident arms help anchor the toy in place for it to pivot within the user, I personally think it's a nice touch because it shows off the side to side movement much better thanks to them.

The familiar trident design is back on display again with the Eupho. The point of this design is to have one of the beads touching the perineum (the area between the genitals and the anus) and another touching a pressure point near the base of the spine.

Regardless of how you feel about the handle, the ABS plastic Eupho Trident is firm and ready to scratch your most fiendish of itches. It's on the smaller side with a diameter of 0.75 inches and 0.93 inches for each bulb, but what it lacks in size it makes up for in comfort.

Such small toys make for an extremely straightforward insertion and removal process.

Normally the small size would hamper the pleasure potential, but the anatomically geared shape of the Epho keeps it in my good books.

Another tantalizingly petite offering from Aneros, the Eupho Syn puts a silicone spin on the usual Eupho.

The Aneros Eupho looks very similar to an old prostate massager that Aneros no longer makes called the Helix Syn, however, it's a bit skinnier.

The gentle curve helps the toy to rest precisely on the pleasure zones as well as make for a comfortable experience for those who plan on using the toy over a longer period of time.

A wide second bulb helps anchor the toy in place while you shimmy and shake your way to a prostate orgasm.

You'll receive two anal wands with this package, the difference between the two is that one is 0.7 inches wide while the other is 0.85 inches wide. That's still fairly small in the grand scheme of things, but the Peridise uses it's smaller stature to great effect.

Not sure what I mean? Well, the Peridise is designed to stimulate the peristalsis response from the body. What this means is that the toy will begin to move back and forth due to the muscle contractions it was designed to stimulate.

Essentially, you're exploiting push/pull phenomenon controlled by the anal muscles.

It's a good toy for couples as well since it's a two-for-one, on top of it all it isn't angled whatsoever so there's no overt bias towards hitting the prostate.