Lelo Bruno Review:
Testing The Lelo Bruno Prostate Massager
Written by: Don Watson | Updated: August 25th, 2019
By this point, it'd be wrong for me to suggest I'm new to the world of shoving things up my butt for my own selfish delights. It all started about two years ago after my wife Angela finally managed to convince me I was missing out on a kind of orgasm that way too many men categorically refuse to try for themselves.
With these toys, it's all about the prostate a good toy means back to back orgasms without even having to touch the toy whatsoever yourself after insertion.
One of my favorite prostate massagers of all time would be the Lelo Hugo, there's been more than one occasion where I've had to move to the bedroom to lay down instead of risking my knees buckling due to the sensations on offer. It only makes sense then that I'd check out Hugo's big brother Bruno, a prostate massager that bears a family resemblance but has more than enough extras to it for it to be able to stand on its own.
I purchased the Lelo Bruno directly from the official Lelo store. They offered the best price at the time and that's usually to be expected.
What Is The Lelo Bruno?
While pictures make make it seem like the exact toy as the Hugo, don't let the online pictures fool you. The Bruno is 5.2'' x 6.6'' x 1.6'', compared to the 4.1'' x 4.2'' x 1.6'' of the Hugo. In terms of raw volume, that makes the Bruno 200% the size of his brother, although it is worth saying that this extra bulk is made up in the length of the two ends as opposed to the width of the toy itself.
The Lelo website unfortunately has an error on the specifications for the Bruno, I believe they accidentally subbed in the Hugo information since it things like the weight and specifications in inches are apparently the same between the two toys if you were to believe that information, but it can't be true. It is a pinch heavier than it's brother but does have the same 1.28'' diameter which is big enough to work the prostate well but not so large that you'll feel like you're coming apart at the seams.
The toy is made from body-safe medical grade silicone while the control panel at the bottom is made from ABS plastic. It is completely sealed in and waterproof, those who like their prostate orgasms and their showers to occur at the same time should be pleased by that fact.
Another difference between the Hugo and the Bruno is that the Bruno doesn't come with a remote control, it is controlled exclusively by button control at the bottom of the toy. This could have been an issue on the Hugo due to its smaller size, but the controls are big enough to be handled easily while the toy is inserted.
A dual-motor design is employed in which there's a vibrating motor both inside the anal end and the perineum end. Both motors provide about the same level of intensity at the right settings.
There are six different vibration settings that are cycled with the button on the bottom, each without the ability to change intensity. The intensity of each pattern is at its maximum, the powerful motors within the toy become quite evident right from the get go, so be prepared to get tossed right into the fire once you turn it on.
Also, the toy is recharged via USB connection and it takes about 80-100 minutes to charge for 120 minutes of usage time. A use to charge ratio that's close to 2:1 is very satisfying, for me it guaranteed that Bruno spends much more time where the sun don't shine as opposed to wired to my computer. Right out of the box I highly recommend charging it for at least 60 minutes instead of getting right to it. Memory isn't an issue with this toy because the battery is lithium-ion.
Another pleasing aspect is the Lelo warranty. If you think your device is faulty (not as strong as it should be, battery life issues) it is as simple as returning the toy to Lelo within a year for it to be replaced free of charge. There's also a Lelo 10 year quality guarantee if you either lose your included warranty card or a year passes by but still have a faulty device. Under this program, users are entitled to a 50% discount on their next Lelo order of up to five items
Here's a video made by Lelo that will tell you more or less everything you need to know about the toy:
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What I Think About The Lelo Bruno
Since it is Lelo after all, the box and packaging is immaculate, it looks like a luxury appliance as opposed to some grimy sex toy ripped from the shelf of your local XXX DVDs location. Included is the USB charger, warranty card, and satin storage pouch.
It came time to use my newest addition to my big happy Lelo family, after asking Ron Jeremy to give me the strength necessary it was time to dive in.
It's worth mentioning that with any anal toys lube is a necessity as opposed to an option. Choosing to skip the lube and see how well you can fare on your own isn't recommended, evolution has intended for the anus to be a one-way passage, going against the grain requires a bit of outside help and proper preparation.
That being said, first thing's first, I lubed up the toy excessively with some water-based lube and then added a little bit to my rectum itself, I find lubing both ends makes the procedure seem a lot less invasive, instead feeling very smooth and welcoming. The 1.28'' diameter means that Bruno is about 0.3'' wider than the smallest of toys and 0.2'' less wide than a more advanced level prostate massager. So, I can emphatically recommend the Bruno to anyone who doesn't want to be a size queen but still wants to make sure they get a toy that can actually get them off.
The size of the Bruno is absolutely perfect both in width and length in my opinion. It sits comfortably and snuggly on my prostate.
The added length to both ends is extremely welcomed by myself, I like that the perineum end rests right underneath my scrotum and tickles all of my sensitive bits in the area while the longer anal end ensures that my prostate is going to get the attention it craves. The added length of the Bruno makes for a lot more overall anal stimulation than the Hugo, the prostate is of course the bulls eye but that's not to say 100% of the pleasurable stimulation comes from every swipe of the prostate.
Fully inserted I feel like the toy is excellently filling, it is secure once fully inserted, with no amount of shaking, moving, or dancing doing anything to dislodge the toy. With an extremely well tapered shape, the bulb of the toy rests right on my prostate, that's an absolutely sinful revelation. I believe Lelo also used the opportunity made by the larger volume to include two superbly powerful vibrators. The Bruno is definitely stronger than the Hugo and gives every other powerful prostate massager I own a run for its money. Because of this I thought it was going to be uncomfortably loud, but in practice I sincerely doubt it is noticeably louder than its little brother. Not bad at all!
People who enjoy supreme customization might be disappointed to find that the Bruno only has one intensity: FULL. There's enough variance between all of the settings to really take yourself on a prostate safari and see what's possible with the right toy. My first use I had three prostate orgasms within the span of 20 minutes and managed to find one last one in my last 15 minutes of use. Since it's waterproof silicone, all it needed was a quick rinse with warm water and a very mild soap. I also find that it dries extremely quickly after use, within five minutes it is tucked back into its pouch if my wife hasn't re-purposed it on me and ready to be put into storage until my cravings overpower me.
Where Did I Get Mine?
As with all my toys, I went straight to the manufacturer
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Because of the fairly minimalist design, there are a handful of imitators of this toy out there so I would recommend against a site like Amazon. Chances are the dimensions will be slightly skewed making for a less comfortable experience, you'll never know if the materials are safe, plus the motors & batteries they stick in those knockoff toys aren't even fit to power a watch, let alone a toy that has made me keep a small hand towel on hand to bite down on if I'm worried I'll be too loud.
Never settle for an disreputable vendor just to say a few bucks, the value you're losing isn't worth the price plus once you consider where this toy is going it's a much safer bet to buy genuine as far as your health is concerned.
I like the Bruno more than the Hugo, to be completely honest. No love lost for the Hugo, don't get me wrong, but if someone asked me for a toy that had a prostate orgasm guarantee regardless of personal preferences and skill level, I'd much sooner suggest the Bruno.
The Bruno is extremely intense, has nice big dimensions without an unnecessarily large diameter, and also should last several years before you'd never need to consider replacing it.
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