MysteryVibe Crescendo Review:
A Crescent Vibrator Taken To Full Potential

There is nothing quite like a multi-purpose tool. To this day, I still get excited over Swiss Army Knives, multi-purpose kitchen tools and those musical piano keyboards that are able to sound like other instruments. 

Relating to sex toys, as amazing as vibrations and deep penetration feel, I was flabbergasted by the Mysteryvibe Crescendo, which was always marketed as a vibrator that acts as a G-spot, rabbit, clitoral and wearable vibrator all in one. It’s the Swiss Army Knife of sex toys--the Orgasm Army Vibrator, if you will….

Read on to discern more about my Mysteryvibe Crescendo review, but if you are in a rush and looking to speed read through a handful of products to make a hurried purchase, know that this crescendo vibrator is an award-winning, bendable and smart sex toy that stimulates your G-spot and clitoris simultaneously, while also acting like a rabbit vibrator that you can also wear. 

The MysteryVibe Crescendo to me resembles a long finger made of body safe silicone, with all of the joints and bendable folds, skins, long length and narrowness. 

Being 8.5 inches long and only 1.4 inches wide at its thickest point, the crescendo vibrator can literally bend and mold to any person’s unique shape to give off a truly personalized experience every time. My husband jokingly says that the vibrator is so bendy that it belongs in the Cirque du Soleil.

On its thickest point (the handle) you can observe “crescendo” subtly imbedded in a classy font and an M (for MysteryVibe) on top, as well as its up and down buttons (cycle through vibration patterns) on one side, and + and - buttons (increase or decrease vibration speeds) on the other. 

On the flip side of the handle are two fin-like bumps that are designed to give you precision and to gently hug your clitoris. 

My favorite aspect of the MysteryVibe crescendo is the fact that it can simultaneously stimulate both my clitoris and G-spot. Although I am a clitoris-centered person, I will never say no to some penetrative pleasure if it is possible. Bending the crescendo vibrator into a C, I would place my clitoris in between the two “fins” and insert the other end to target my G-spot, and then happily go to O-town.

With its handful of many vibration patterns, you can enhance any masturbation session, especially when used in combination with the best bendable shape for you. During sex, your partner can even wrap the crescendo around his penis for added pleasure.

The crescendo vibrator’s entire purpose is to customize your pleasure, so it is only fitting that it is an incredibly smart vibrator in terms of pairing with your phone. The vibrator can be paired with your MysteryVibe app, which can be downloaded for iOS and Android products, to give you even more control and customization over its vibration patterns.

The MysteryVibe crescendo coms in some of the prettiest packaging I have ever seen as it comes in a sturdy black box with elegant gold text. 

After opening the box, you will see the instruction manual separately in its own section, text and diagrams embedded on either side, the actual MysteryVibe crescendo on the bottom, a quick guide, charging disk, USB cord and an attractive storage pouch that fits all of the box’s contents.

With its silky matte silicone materials, the crescendo vibrator is entirely waterproof, so you can thoroughly clean it underneath water or enjoy some extra fun while taking baths or showers. 

In terms of charging, you would simply connect the USB to a wall outlet on one end and the MysteryVibe charging disc on the other. Place the crescendo vibrator on the disc with the fins facing upward and the - button lining up with the indicated arrow on the disc itself. 

I loved everything about the crescendo vibrator. Being a clitoris-centered person, I loved bending it to a C shape, with the fins surrounding my clitoris and the other end stimulating my G-spot.

Alternatively, keeping it straight or with the long S shape, using it as a penetrative vibrating dildo felt fantastic as well, as the bendable joints gave off the feeling of ridges or gentle bumps for my labia. As great as the vibrator is as either internal or external, my favourite use for the crescendo is for both internal and external combinations. 

I was very impressed with how quiet the vibrator is overall. I paired the vibrator with my phone and created a pretty active and intense vibration setting, which was often handled by my husband for some interactive play--we could barely hear a thing, even on the highest vibration speed setting.

If I had to be nitpicky about something, I would say that the vibrations are weaker than other vibrators, but in my opinion, the bendable nature of the vibrator truly makes up for it. I would rather have multi-purpose, customizable vibrations than a toy that is only good at one thing.