Male Masturbation Techniques
For A Memorable Night With Yourself
Written by: Don Watson | Updated: April 4th, 2021
While I am a married man, I also am a truck driver who is responsible for deliveries. There will be some nights where I am either away from home, or my wife simply is too busy to get down to business with me.
In times like that, I turn to myself to have that night full of pleasure. When it comes to jerking my jimmy, I like to get creative.
Don’t get me wrong, the standard ways to jerk off are fantastic and still get the job done, but have you ever tried to experiment?
If you are looking to have a memorable night with yourself, here are several male masturbation techniques that you will get a ton of pleasure from.
If you want to take things a step further, you can tie these techniques in with a great fleshlight. Practice makes perfect and your penis will never feel better if you take the time to learn some of these techniques.
In this article I’m going to be covering some of the more exotic ways to jerk off as I’m sure you’re already familiar with the common methods.
This technique is great if you are yearning for some intimate time with your wife or someone else but don’t have the opportunity to see them. When it comes to masturbating, it always feels that much better if someone is doing it for you. If you don’t have someone with you though, you can turn to a technique that is commonly known as ‘The Stranger’.
Have you ever fallen asleep on your arm and woken up to it feeling completely numb? Your arm doesn’t feel like it's a part of your body anymore when that happens. With this technique, you intentionally make your arm fall asleep and go numb and then use it to go to town on your penis. This can be a little difficult as it is hard to get the control that you need, but let me tell you, it will feel like someone is doing the job for you.
As for the use of lube, I would highly recommend avoiding it. Because your hand is going to be moving around and flopping all over the place, you are just going to get the lube everywhere and make a huge mess. Try out The Stranger if you are looking to get the feeling of someone else doing the work for you.
While this is a more basic form of masturbating, other more advanced techniques use it. Therefore, it is important to know how to do it so you can get the most out of more difficult masturbation techniques. The circle is like making an OK gesture with your hand. Simply touch your thumb and index finger together and make a circle.
Use that space to slide your hand up and down the shaft of your penis. It provides a different feeling than the standard fist that most guys use when jacking off. The circle becomes much more magical however when you use it with other techniques.
This might sound a little scary at first, but don’t worry you aren’t going to literally be pinching your dick or causing any harm to it. This technique is great as it focuses on the most pleasurable spot of your penis, the head.
Go from the top and place your thumb and finger tips on the tip of your penis. Now you are going to curl everything inwards like you are pinching the top of your dick. This will send shivers down your body as the pleasure moves throughout. I love this technique as it is simple to do and can be used with many other different techniques. You can throw a bit of lube in there as well to ensure that things keep sliding around easily.
The Blowjob Simulator
On paper this sounds like an easy tactic, but trust me, it will take quite a bit of time until you are able to perfect this one. Once you get it though, you’ll feel like someone is on their knees with your cock in their mouth. The first thing you are going to do is want to use lube. This is used to simulate the moisture of a person’s mouth.
The next thing you are going to want to do is use “The Circle” technique mentioned above. The trick with this technique is to have a ton of self-control and really simulate the motions a person’s mouth would do. Most people will not go at a lightning speed on your dick and squeezing it extremely hard. Therefore, you should be looking to go rather soft and sensual. Remember, you are trying to mimic lips here so close your eyes and imagine it happening as you do this motion.
The Play-Doh Roller
As a kid did you ever grab a wad of play-doh and roll it into a sausage with your hands. Not only was it incredibly fun to do back then, it is also incredibly fun to do now with your penis. Simply put your hands between your penis and get some lube in there. Now simply start rolling your dick as if you were trying to make a sausage with Play-Doh.
This form is a little more out there than other forms but still is a great way to mix it up if you are looking for a new way to jerk your jimmy. My one caution to you with this masturbation technique is make sure you are gentle and not too rough on your buddy down there. If you rub too quickly or too aggressively, you can end up getting burns, and those are never fun, especially on your penis.
The Overhand Method
When it comes to masturbating, a lot of the pleasure comes from how the pressure is distributed across your penis. Therefore, simply changing the grip style can do wonders for creating a whole new experience. Just like how it sounds, with the overhand method, grab your penis with your wrist bent downwards in an overhand position.
Once you have done that, move it up and down just like you normally would when jacking off. If you want to make things a little easier, you can add some lube, however it isn’t necessary with a technique like this.
The Potato Masher
This one of those masturbation techniques that I would strongly recommend if you are looking to have a long session in your bedroom with yourself. Sometimes as men, we like to get things done as quickly as possible, but other times we want to sit back and truly enjoy it. That being said, we can’t control how our weapon works down there and sometimes it wants to fire a little sooner than we would like.
In order to compensate for that, you can use a technique that is known as the potato masher. This works just the same as regularly jacking off, however you are going to make sure that you are gripping at the bottom of the shaft and moving up and down in small strokes.
This helps to reduce the amount of stimulation you receive, which in turn will make it much easier for you to last longer. Let me tell you, there are a ton of benefits to lasting long as well, as it makes that final climax feel that much better for you. Feel free to jump between masturbation techniques with this one, switching back to the potato masher whenever you feel like you are getting close and want to slow things down while still getting some pleasure.
Under the Leg
Similar to the stranger, the under the leg technique is another one of those masturbation techniques that make you feel like someone else is jerking you off. It is fairly simple to achieve, it just requires you to have a sturdy chair or place to sit on. Sit on the edge of the surface and then reach your dominant arm under your leg and grab your penis.
Once you have a nice grip, feel free to use any of the masturbation techniques that you know and love. Personally, I love going for either the circle or pinch technique in a time like this. The pressure of you sitting on your arm will cut off a bit of the blood flow making your arm fall slightly asleep. This allows me to feel like I am with my partner even when we are far apart.
Polishing the Helmet
This is a great technique to use if you are circumcised. In one hand, you are going to grab the shaft of your cock, and with the other you are going to place the palm of it on the top of your penis and slide it around. You are going to need a ton of lube for this, as you are going to be touching an extremely sensitive area. Practice to get the speed down right and you are going to love shining your helmet.
When it comes to edging, there isn’t a specific motion for it, but instead an artform. Edging is the ability to bring yourself to the brink of an orgasm and then stop and let things settle down. Think of it as teasing your little partner down there.
Pick one of your favourite masturbation techniques and go to town on yourself until you feel like you are about to cum. Stop earlier than you think, as the pleasure can linger around for a little and push yourself over the edge.
The benefits to this are a much more intense orgasm. The more you are able to edge yourself, the better things will feel when you finally cum. It can be easy to accidentally finish when you are trying to edge though, so it will take some practice to get all of this down.
If you are physically fit and looking for an interesting way to jack off with an intense orgasm, then you should definitely consider trying the squat. You are going to squat down and keep your knees wide apart, almost as if you are a frog and then start masturbating using one of your favourite masturbation techniques.
When you feel that you are about to finish, quickly tighten up your legs. This will lead to one of the greatest orgasms that you have ever felt. Keep in mind that this position is hard to stay in, and I myself have struggled to hold it. Think of this as a great way to get some fitness in while having a little fun with yourself also.
Slow it Down
This is a technique that you can apply to all of your favourite masturbation techniques and it will ensure that your night is memorable and long lasting. Generally we try to beat our meat as fast as possible and while it feels good, there are many other ways that we can experience pleasure. Take your favourite techniques and simply slow it down and maybe add a little bit more pressure into it. Things will feel so much different and you are going to have a new appreciation for how you stroke your cock.
These are just a few of my favourite masturbation techniques if I am looking to have a fun night with myself. As I’ve said earlier, feel free to throw a fleshlight in there as well if you want to make things a little more intense. Hands are great, but sometimes having a toy by your side can make a huge difference. Hopefully your next session where you jerk your jimmy is as great as I have hyped it up to be.
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