How To Self Suck - Autofellatio For Dummies
Indulge In Self-Love!
Written by: Don Watson | Updated: May 11th, 2021
Well guys, I have to sit here and admit, at times I have tried to get down and try to give myself a blowjob. Most of the time it was done out of curiosity to see if it was actually possible.
I will say that all my experiments in the past did fail quite emphatically and I was never able to perform autofellatio on myself.
The question remains then, is it possible to perform autofellatio? While it is extremely difficult, if you do take the time to practice and stretch your body, eventually you will learn how to self suck.
Now some of you might be asking, why would I want to learn how to self suck? Well, quite simply, sometimes you just want to get the job done yourself and want a blowjob. The other reason being is that you are in complete control when giving yourself a blowjob.
While your partner is obviously going to do the best possible job they can on your penis, I’ve learned there is a disconnect. Your partner doesn’t know what feels best for your penis.
If you’re going to town on yourself, you can get those perfect spots and stimulate the exact feelings that you want. Have you ever heard the saying, “If you want the job done right do it yourself”?
As I mentioned before, this is not to say your partner isn’t the best at blowjobs, it’s just you know yourself the best and that’s the biggest reason why people learn how to self suck.
I’ve talked about products before that are used to simulate oral, and while they do a fantastic job, they are never able to replicate the actual feeling of a blowjob. This is where learning how to self suck comes in handy.
I’ll say it right now, this isn’t for everyone, but I’m sure there’s going to be some of you out there who have wondered about this and have maybe even tried yourself.
I’m going to cover some of the basics and movements that you can do to learn how to self suck. Keep in mind this is not something you are going to be able to do overnight and it will take months of fitness, if not more to get the results that you are looking for. Let’s take a look at learning how to self suck and the steps behind it.
Good Overall Health
First things first, if you are going to want to learn how to suck your own penis, you are going to have to be in good shape. This means getting rid of that belly and being fit. While that belly of yours has treated you well over the years, it’s obstacle number one between your mouth and your cock. You aren’t getting anywhere near your penis if you have one.
Remember when I mentioned this could take months to achieve? This is one of the big reasons why. If you have a belly, I’m sorry but you’re either going to have to hit the gym or give up your dreams on learning how to self suck. Personally, I’d choose the gym option because I think it’s important to be healthy. A healthy lifestyle means more endurance and stamina in the bedroom as well.
Fitness is only half the battle when it comes to learning how to self suck. You could be the most learned guy in the world but that means nothing if you have no flexibility. To solve this, you can look to sign up for some yoga classes and do some exercises in your own home.
Once again, this does take a lot of time and flexibility is something that can deteriorate with age and lack of training. I know for a fact I’m not as limber as I once was.
For flexibility, you are going to have to be able to stretch your next and back and also be able to bend your hips. Don’t think that if you're flexible that you’ve accomplished your mission either.
These stretches are most certainly not easy when learning how to self suck, and even if you can do them, the question is now for how long? You’re going to be stretching out your upper body, so having strength up in that area will definitely help you hold that position longer.
You’ve probably heard doctors or chiropractors tell you to relax when they are manipulating your muscles and your joints. That’s because relaxed muscles are able to move better and the same logic can be applied when learning how to self suck.
If you’re stiff, you aren’t going to be able to properly bend. You’re going to have to do some stretches before autofellatio and you’re also going to have to calm yourself down.
I’m not going to lie, you’re probably going to get extremely frustrated while attempting it as well as you’re going to fail many times. All that frustration will lead to muscle stiffness which, you guessed it, will stop you from sucking your cock.
Deep breaths people and give it your best shot. It’s not the end of the world if you can’t learn how to self suck right away, so just roll with it and keep improving on fitness.
Let’s move to the easy part in today’s lesson on how to self suck. It’s time to get an erection. We don’t just want your standard run of the mill erection however, we want something massive. Just think, the longer your dick is, the less your neck and body are going to have to bend to get to it.
Pills, cock rings, copious amounts of porn, whatever is going to help you get as large as you possibly can and keep it is what we are aiming for. When learning how to suck your own penis, I quite often fail at this step as I just start tugging at my cock from all the porn in front of me.
Get Creative With Your Position
When learning how to self suck, there isn’t just one position for accomplishing your dreams. Most people find success sitting on the floor with their legs straight out and then just bending down as far as they can.
That may work for you, but at the same time it might not. You can try sitting on a chair, or sitting on your bed, or even sitting against a wall with your legs in the air. If you get extremely flexible, the possibilities are endless when it comes to autofellatio.
To Swallow or Spit?
I first want to say, congratulations if you learned how to self suck for an extended period of time. That being said, we have the final thing to worry about, our load.
You might want to sample a little bit of your special sauce beforehand so you know what you are getting into. From there you can decide if you are going to be a swallower or a spitter.
There’s no harm in either, it’s just important that you are prepared and ready for the situation during autofellatio. If you want to spit, have a bowl or a glass right near you that you can easily spit into. We don’t want a mess everywhere.
Learning how to self suck is great, but I will say it’s not better than a blowjob. While you definitely can hit the perfect spots for pleasure on your penis, there is just so much stretching and endurance needed that it can be a little painful at times. You also can pull a muscle or two during all of this and then you’ll be known as the guy who injured himself trying to suck his own cock.
Give it a try though and learn how to self suck, at the end of the day it’s a creative experiment that might inspire you to get more fit. Stick to your partner if you have one, but other than that, limber up and start learning how to bend.
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