Clone-A-Willy Review:

That's what comes with the kit and is almost everything you need to get going. As per the instructors, the extra stuff you'll need to provide is as follows:

• Measuring cup
• Large mixing bowl
• Timer
• Scissors
• Disposable container
• Large Mixing spoon
• 4'' cardboard square

How To Make The Clone A Willy

It will take approximately 2-3 days total to go from the first step in the Clone A Willy kit to your finished clone. I was giddy in a way I haven't been for years, I suppose I forgot how much I love arts and crafts.

I would like to warn you that most steps are extremely time sensitive so you shouldn't just be following things a step at a time and instead should have the entire process mapped out far in advance. Know exactly what you're going to do next because each precious second makes a big difference on how your clone will turn out. Also know that this process will get messy and many parts of the process a much more easily done over tile or even right in the shower to make clean up as straightforward as possible. With that out of the way, let explain the whole process:

Step 1:

In this step, you'll be taking the plastic molding tube provided and getting an initial measurement of your penis. The tube is 11'' long, so all but the most well-endowed will be able to use this kid. You'll first have to get hard and place your erect penis next to the tube with the open end facing away from you. Place a mark half of an inch past where your erection ends. It can be hard to do this on your own, so some help might be required. Personally, I found it easiest to just make a mark where my penis ended and then use about half of the width of my thumb as the guideline for half of an inch. After the mark is made, cut away all of the plastic above that mark. If you have a significant curvature in your penis you can keep that cut off piece of plastic and use it to make a curve in the tube, if not, you can throw it away at this point.

Step 2:

The next step of the process will require water that is as close to 90° F as possible. The reason they are so picky about the temperature is that it affects how well and how quickly the molding mixture will set. That's why they included the added thermometer. Their method is to adjust the hot+cold until you reach 90° F but I personally just got lucky with 95° F water and let it cool down. The total amount of water you'll need is 1.75 cups.

Step 3:

Now pour the water into a mixing bowl. This step is when the time sensitive parts begin, so make sure to pay attention. You will now cut open the bag of molding powder and stir it into the water for 45 seconds. It won't matter if the mix is a little lumpy still after 45 seconds, time is of the essence here and you just have 45 seconds to get everything mixed as well as you can.  

Step 4:

Once that 45 seconds is up, you need to very quickly pour that mixture into the tube and you are racing against a 2 minute clock to have your penis inserted inside.

Step 6:

Once you've waited the two minutes, let the mold sit for 4-8 hours, waiting the full 8 hours means there will be more detail on the finished cloned willy, so I went with the full eight hours.

Step 7:

After letting the impression set, take the two jars of silicone and mix them together as thoroughly as possible in a disposable container. I ended up not using a disposable container and I'll explain what I had to do as a result in the next section. Once the materials have been mixed together, pour out any water that has accumulated in the bottom of the mold and then add the mixture very slowly. You should remember that when you add in the vibrator the silicone will be displaced, so if you are going to use the vibrator don't fill it up all of the way.

Optional Step:

If you are going to add the vibrator, cut an X into the 4'' cardboard square and then push the vibe through it until only the screw cap is sticking out, then insert the vibrator into the center of the filled mold.

Step 8:

After pouring in the silicone either to the very top without inserting the vibrator or a pinch below and letting the vibe displace the mixture to the top, it's now simply a matter of waiting 24 hours and letting it all harden. After that, you can remove it and see the finished product for yourself.

My Experience With The Clone-A-Willy

I went through the steps more or less without a lot of fuss, but there are a couple things I will share with you that might alleviate some of your worries.

• When it comes to spilled molding powder, don't worry about cleaning it up immediately. Let it harden and it will scrape off on its own extremely easily. This applies to the bowl you use as well, just a quick once over with a spoon once you're done + a quick rinse and the bowl will be completely clean. Personally, I threw out any of the big chunks of molding powder instead of putting them down the sink. Whatever fell onto the floor was a simple sweep job away from being clean, so don't lose your mind and please try to clean it up while it's still goopy.
• The same applies to any spilled silicone. I didn't use a disposable bowl when I mixed the bags together and was at first stressed that I had to diligently wash out the still unhardened silicone from my wife's favorite mixing bowl. I later realized it would be smarter to just let the clone harden and peel it all off in one fell swoop and that's exactly what I did

Now the biggest challenge of the whole process is figuring out how you're going to stay hard for a full minute to ideally two minutes while you insert yourself inside the tube. I highly recommend you figure this out before you begin the process at all. Whether it be by having your spouse do a sexy dance in front of you, having a video queued up, it doesn't matter. Just know that you will have to be erect for a full two minutes with your penis inside of a tube full of molding mixture with only visual/mental stimulus available to keep you erect. I was fortunate enough to have my wife around to tease me, but if she was out doing errands I now think my final product would have been a tad on the chode side of things.

The finished product is surprisingly pretty bang on to the real thing. I will say that the final product is very rigid and hard, it is by no means a soft and plush sex toy. If you really want it to be as close to the real thing it's mimicking though, I would guess that this is desirable anyways. And when I mean its bang on, I mean down to the wrinkles.

Final Thoughts

f you'd enjoy a replica of your own penis to present to your lover or your future wife on your wedding day, or more realistically just a recreation of your penis for your current partner, the Clone-A-Willy is a fantastic and easy to use kit that definitely delivers on its name.

There are some challenges to the whole procedure of course, but honestly it has been such a long time since I was involved in the process of making something like this in my own home that I found making the toy much more satisfying than the end product. My wife may disagree, however. She wanted to have it bronzed and placed on the mantle, I politely suggested otherwise.

So, if you want to turn your very own penis or the manhood of someone close to you into a sex toy you can use whenever you want, this is your answer.