Clone-A-Pussy Review
Replicate Your Naked Body
Written by: Don Watson | Updated: June 13th, 2021
There is no question that society at large places unrealistically high expectations on women when it comes to such qualities like beauty, confidence and behaviours. A significant part of this comes from our social media, Hollywood, male-dominated power structures and taboos surrounding sex and overall pleasure.
Without delving into this too much, the idea of a woman owning her sexuality is--for some reason--a difficult conversation for men to have. For starters, women are so highly sexualized that we are censored from doing a lot of things at the expense of men’s comfort.
I remember being told in high school to cover my bra straps from showing, which often happened without me knowing, because it made my male teachers feel uncomfortable.
Similarly, in movies and TV, topless men are everywhere but topless women are relegated to late night viewing or are slapped with a 17+ age R-rating category.
As much as I can go on about this, today’s review is about a product that represents this type of freedom, except for us women. The Clone a Pussy kit is, at face value, a kit that can be used to create a silicone copy of your vagina. Beneath its face value, what it means for us is owning up to our sexuality and tapping into our self-love; by having a replica of our vaginas at our disposal, we are empowering the female body, with all of its imperfections and beauty alike.
Whether you are using the Clone a Pussy for health reasons--you wanting to see what your vagina looks like--or if you want to flaunt it about to embrace your body positivity, this DIY pussy making set represents a lot of positive things for a lot of people. It is also an intimate and fun experience to go through the process, and looking at it day after day gives me a certain sense of pride and joy that uniquely belongs to me.
My review today will examine the Clone a Pussy in terms of the physical process of replicating your vagina. However, I will also examine the greater significance of the kit and why it is important in the context of our current world. Although this review is a touch different than my usual ones about masturbation and sex, the Clone a Pussy brings a different sense of fulfilment and liberation, and it is certainly worthwhile to talk about that.
About Clone A Pussy
Created by Empire Labs, this product line started in 1996 and was popularized mainly by word of mouth. Their high quality molding components and materials were initially meant to target films and adult television, but they eventually opened their marketing to the public and to the average consumer.
Their main idea was to create unique, affordable and high quality products that mainly provided customers with a fun experience, first and foremost.
As the years went on, the Clone a Pussy experience remained as a fun one, but as female voices became prominent in society and calls for equity and de-stigmatization of the female increased, the product became synonymous with body positivity and female empowerment.
With the Clone a Pussy, female bodies are meant to be looked at with pride and confidence.
Clone A Pussy Packaging
Similar to how the Clone a Pussy became an in your face replica of your naked body, the delivery and packaging are significantly overt and non-discreet as well.
The box itself comes in a white and pink colour scheme, containing a cardboard sleeve and the box of contents. On the white cardboard sleeve is the brand name and a beautiful pink flower; once you open the sleeve, the instructions are clearly written in black text in English, French, RLEmpire LaSpanish and German.
After sliding the sleeve away from the box, you will see all of the contents that come with the product. There is the mold itself, an alginate powder that is used to create the impression of your vulva, two tubs containing the silicone substances and a mixing stick.
All you will need separately are: a thermometer, measuring jug, a pair of scissors and a disposable mixing bowl for the ingredients.
If you ordered this product for delivery, it arrives at your doorstep underneath a plain wrapper from Empire Labs--no need to worry about any nosey neighbours as the wrapping paper is not see-through and is very discrete.
Cloning Your Pussy
The most important thing to note is to read the instructions thoroughly because once you begin, the entire process is time sensitive. My recommendation is to read it in detail fully before starting, while planning out your actions.
Although you can clone your vagina yourself, if you have a partner who is comfortable assisting you, by all means including them will make the process much easier; however, you can fully complete this entire process alone.
As mentioned earlier, you will need some separate items from the contents of the kit.
When you are ready to begin, separate all of the contents: vulva mouling container, body-safe molding powder, 2 part 100% platinum cure silicone and stirring stick, as well as 4 oz or larger disposable cup, measuring cup, mixing bowl and mixing spoon or spatula.
- 1Measure ⅔ cup of warm water (about 90 degrees F) into a mixing bowl
- 2Cut open the bag of molding powder and empty it into the water. Mix for 45 seconds (the mix will be slightly lumpy)
- 3Pour the mixture into the molding scoop, filling it to the rim and then solidify
- 4In a comfortable position (standing or sitting on the edge of a chair), press the scoop against your vulva for 2-4 minutes ( some of the molding gel might spill out) and then carefully pull away the mold
- 5Open the two jars of silicone and pour them into a disposable cup. Use the stirring stick to scrape out the entire contents of each jar
- 6Stir the silicone for 2 minutes until well mixed. Pour this mixture very slowly into your mold, filling it completely. Let this sit on a level surface for a full 24 hours to harden, then carefully remove your new replica from the mold
When all is done, the final product should resemble a fleshlight. Depending on your success, you might have to do the process multiple times, although the success rate is quite high.
As long as you are mindful of the time and applying the appropriate amount of force, the entire process should go smoothly.
A note to the wise: ensure that you are doing the entire cloning process over a hard surface to make cleanup easier in case there was some spillage. If you do it over a bed, couch, or any soft surface, cleanup may be trying and a little time consuming.
Conclusion
This review takes a different path than my usual ones because the Clone a Pussy kit carries a more overt significance and symbolism to it as opposed to modern sex toys, which can certainly carry the same cultural weight, but not as much.
Whether you will be using the DIY vagina kit to look at your own vagina, keep it as a decoration, or even use it as someone else’s masturbation toy, the entire process is a fun, memorable and meaningful one.
With the very simple instructions to actually clone your vagina, the entire kit is a great product to have and to follow. It can be treated as the equivalent of framing your child’s hand or footprints, except for this time, it represents your worth as a strong, independent and complete female human being.Purchase your Clone a Pussy here.
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